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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy





posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:51 PM
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a reply to: interupt42




posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.



Do tell, O toothless one.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.



Do tell, O toothless one.


I'm having, "Gummy Joe" put on all my business cards.

And I'm buying a banjo.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:14 PM
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I'd tell you to lower your IQ as well but your motor functions might shut off at that point.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:16 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
My great mental acuity is still all male.

Here.

A joke.

Why don't wimmin wear watches?

Because stoves have clocks!


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha-pull my finger-hahahahahahahahahahaha


THAT was hilarious...but I suspect the fart joke probably went over the wimmin's pretty lil heads.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I'd tell you to lower your IQ as well but your motor functions might shut off at that point.


My IQ is great! It's a B-. Around an 82 or 83.



So HA!



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:25 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My great mental acuity is still all male.

Here.

A joke.

Why don't wimmin wear watches?

Because stoves have clocks!


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha-pull my finger-hahahahahahahahahahaha


THAT was hilarious...but I suspect the fart joke probably went over the wimmin's pretty lil heads.


Wimmin don't fart because they don't have assholes.

They don't get those until AFTER they're married.


hahahahahahaha-wait, what?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
(don't ask where)


When you do that you know that someone moron is gonna ask you where.

Where?


Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.



Digitally?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Are you dead yet? Are Gunter and Zazz's shoes mine?


I will toss you for their shoes,I love high heels!



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:29 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
(don't ask where)


When you do that you know that someone moron is gonna ask you where.

Where?


Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.



Digitally?


Yes. But only AFTER you cut your fingernails.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
My IQ is great! It's a B-. Around an 82 or 83.



So HA!


Jell-O.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I will toss you for their shoes,I love high heels!


I'll toss you, right out a damn window.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:35 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I will toss you for their shoes,I love high heels!


I'll toss you, right out a damn window.


Remember that cats always land on their paws!



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:42 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My great mental acuity is still all male.

Here.

A joke.

Why don't wimmin wear watches?

Because stoves have clocks!


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha-pull my finger-hahahahahahahahahahaha


THAT was hilarious...but I suspect the fart joke probably went over the wimmin's pretty lil heads.


Wimmin don't fart because they don't have assholes.

They don't get those until AFTER they're married.


hahahahahahaha-wait, what?


Shame on you... put your Purple dress back on...



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:47 PM
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Well folks?

Looks like it's time to take my sedation meds. I have to take them an hour prior to the torture.

So I will be logging off as I'll probably be even more loopy than I normally am.

Will talk you all later.


Thanks for easing the nerves. You guys are great.





posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:49 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well folks?

Looks like it's time to take my sedation meds. I have to take them an hour prior to the torture.

So I will be logging off as I'll probably be even more loopy than I normally am.

Will talk you all later.


Thanks for easing the nerves. You guys are great.




You won't talk, you will dribble...



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 01:53 PM
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I will make you a thick, peanut butter sammie when you get back.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 02:01 PM
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You'll be fine, DB.
Now...Go Forth...into the Anals of History,...you magnificent bastard!



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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Jesus, the dribbling you have done over the last few pages I find it hard to believe that was Pre medication?
I suggest you wear a Bike Safety Helmet at all times.

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