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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:37 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: interupt42

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: interupt42

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
And teach her how to make your sammies just the way you like them.


Wow, look at you Mamabeth! Your learning. This is really impressive considering your gender's reduced thinking capacity. Soon you can move off of Velcro sneakers and actually tie your shows. Yay!


How do you tie a show?


Clearly you must be a female . Therefore you lack the capability to comprehend meanings based on context.

You must seek the assistant of a male immediately. He will help you understand that Sir Baby eating devil worshiping Augustus meant tie your shoe not shows.

However, I don't blame you, just your inferior anatomy. You did rather well in writing your question , so kudos for your husband who has properly trained you.



Im a man you daft sod not a wimmin!

And Aug cheated and edited his post


My sincere apologize for assuming you were such a lower form of species. However, In that case clearly you had a moment of weakness and loss of thought.

There must have been a women near you when you made that comment. Hence you purposely dropped your IQ in order to be able to communicate with her at a lower level.

Males often do this to demonstrate that they can relate with frivolous irrelevant wimmin thoughts.

Aug must have done the same, its the only time we superior Men make mistakes.



I have to ask this...does your knuckles hurt from being dragged so much? We women want to know!


Not at all, I practice safe ergonomic methods when dragging my selected female mate back to the cave.




posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:40 AM
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originally posted by: interupt42

Not at all, I practice safe ergonomic methods when dragging my selected female mate back to the cave.



I use Tea Tree Oil. It soothes the skin and quickly heals abrasions.

Uh, I mean. . . *grunt*



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:43 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank Hades its still you!

Just to be sure, how does this make you feel?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:43 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Okay,I think you are still under the influence of something the
dentists numbed you with.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Are you dead yet? Are Gunter and Zazz's shoes mine?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:50 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank Hades its still you!

Just to be sure, how does this make you feel?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


FALSE!

She should have made him a sammich first. What else is he going to do while she's ironing?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:51 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Okay,I think you are still under the influence of something the
dentists numbed you with.


Bourbon?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:51 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Are you dead yet? Are Gunter and Zazz's shoes mine?


Not yet. But you're in the will.




posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:52 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not yet. But you're in the will.



Cool. Hopefully they aren't too stretched out.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:56 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not yet. But you're in the will.



Cool. Hopefully they aren't too stretched out.


My dainty hooves didn't damage a thing.

Zazz and I wear the same size shoe.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 11:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Zazz and I wear the same size shoe.


12EEE? She should've been a place kicker instead of a croc wrassler.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:04 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Zazz and I wear the same size shoe.


12EEE? She should've been a place kicker instead of a croc wrassler.


To be fair, her middle toe is a raptor claw.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

LMAO

OK I got nothin.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Are you dead yet? Are Gunter and Zazz's shoes mine?


Not yet. But you're in the will.



Poor Will, what does he have to do with this?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
To be fair, her middle toe is a raptor claw.


The French manicure threw me off, but you're right.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Are you dead yet? Are Gunter and Zazz's shoes mine?


Not yet. But you're in the will.



Poor Will, what does he have to do with this?


He's a guy who keeps all my documents.

(don't ask where)



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
(don't ask where)


When you do that you know that someone moron is gonna ask you where.

Where?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
(don't ask where)


When you do that you know that someone moron is gonna ask you where.

Where?


Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.




posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
(don't ask where)


When you do that you know that someone moron is gonna ask you where.

Where?


Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.



Poor Will😂



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:36 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
(don't ask where)


When you do that you know that someone moron is gonna ask you where.

Where?


Where is not so much the question as "How" I put it in my will.



Poor Will😂


Poor Gunther.

He does all my paperwork.



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