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posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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a reply to: DontTreadOnMe

challenge accepted - now i has a " benchmark " of what is " unacceptable brevity " - just how terse an OP can i get away with ? let the game commence




posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: DontTreadOnMe

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

If your thread title is "Why is the sky blue?" and your content is "Well why is it?" then I am alerting Mod Central.



You absolutely should be alerting that


Cookies need to be changed to white chip macadania though!!



I'd prefer peanut butter cups. The big ones, not the little "bite-sized" ones.



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:04 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha
I don't get those cookies....but we should tell the baker....and maybe add some coconut as well


I bought some white chip macadamia myself last week.....ummmmmmmm!!!!!



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:04 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
[Suggests Sully is actual Illuminati...buffers argument with slow-mo InfoWars video documenting Reptilian shape-shifting during ShamWow infomercial ]

[Links Alex Jones Exposed docs on YouTube - the prime source of information - coupled with a looped gif of Alex Jones crying. Reminds everyone how Alex Jones never talks about Zionists. Establishes Illuminati links with leaked footage of Alex Jones wiping down his personal kitchen counters with a ShamWow. Links photo of Hitler holding a ShamWow in Nazi fashion]



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: DontTreadOnMe

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

If your thread title is "Why is the sky blue?" and your content is "Well why is it?" then I am alerting Mod Central.



You absolutely should be alerting that


Cookies need to be changed to white chip macadania though!!



I'd prefer peanut butter cups. The big ones, not the little "bite-sized" ones.


Terry....let me mansplain something to you about cookies...

Peanut butter cups is just no.




posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:07 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I don't like cookies though


#peanutbuttercupslivesmatter

#equalopportunitysnacksforall

#dudewheresmycar
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posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:08 PM
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a reply to: kurthall

This rant is satirical and makes the point.


edit on 9-25-2017 by WakeUpBeer because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:09 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Yeah, and I get that people get bored or whatever and post to the extreme minimal posts.
But if those posts are off topic and/or derailing it doesn't really help.
It gives the thread traction....and it seems to me those posts should be avoided in favor of alerting staff.



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:09 PM
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a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Did I just step into the twilight zone or is it...

[Inserts random comment vaguely related to the OP that appears to be anecdotal and happened long ago but is witty, pertinent, concise and eloquent in nature while straying ever-so-slightly from the path in order to ingratiate and entertain the readers leaving little or no possibility for retort]



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:14 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I'm really not a big fan of cookies either. I'd rather get a meatball sub when alerting mods.



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:17 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: TerryDon79

I'm really not a big fan of cookies either. I'd rather get a meatball sub when alerting mods.




If we're talking ANYTHING, then I want a Lamborghini every time I alert the mods. Hell, I would alert the mods because my screen needed cleaning



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:18 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Too messy for me, not that it isn't delicious!

I could go for a classic American Club...

Oh man haven't had a decent one of those in a couple years.

Mmmmm



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:18 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: DontTreadOnMe

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

If your thread title is "Why is the sky blue?" and your content is "Well why is it?" then I am alerting Mod Central.



You absolutely should be alerting that


Cookies need to be changed to white chip macadamia though!!




[Members should have a choice of cookies]




posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:21 PM
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originally posted by: xuenchen
[Members should have a choice of cookies]

The fact that we don't is a clear sign of oppression.



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:23 PM
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originally posted by: WakeUpBeer

originally posted by: xuenchen
[Members should have a choice of cookies]

The fact that we don't is a clear sign of oppression.


#oppressedlivesmatterevenifyoudontlikecookies



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:26 PM
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originally posted by: WakeUpBeer

originally posted by: xuenchen
[Members should have a choice of cookies]

The fact that we don't is a clear sign of oppression.


No napkins. No milk. Not so much as a howdy-do!

It's just wham, bam, here's your cookie, now go!



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:27 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

Frisland had the best cookies.



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I eat a lot of cookies.

All I can really say to that is..

If ATS gave me the very specific type of cookie I have in mind atm...

I'd work really, really hard... at first.



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 02:40 PM
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originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Er , OK.
So we've established click bait works.


More than that, it's allowed in droves!



posted on Sep, 25 2017 @ 02:58 PM
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My favorite is the long rambling post ... then the member disappears from the thread entirely.




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