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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I will serve all morning tea on US flag printed paper plates and cups, as that's sooo not disrespecting the flag.
Make sure all the girls are in stars and stripes bikini's and the guys are in Borat style over the shoulder speedos, also in star and stripes. I mean how else can they prove their patriotism in work hours other than making this uniform?
Shooting off guns in the car park will also become mandatory of 9am on Monday morning.
originally posted by: olaru12
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Gryphon66
"They will not replace us!" *sniff*
All the teams should change their names to cool German-sounding ones, like the Dallas Ubermensch and the New York Messerschmitts.
The Washington Waffen Schutzstaffel has a nice ring to it....