Is Pennywise gay and dating the Babadook?

I haven't seen the latest It movie yet, but I have heard of the latest "It" couple in popular culture.

Is Pennywise gay, and dating the Babadook?

www.dailymail.co.uk...

Yes, it seems people have actually been discussing this widely.

So what does ATS think?

In that specific case, I would probably oppose adopting kids.

a reply to: halfoldman
Supernatural evil beyond the scope of sexuality pretty much sums it up.

The Babadook after a few stiff drinks: "I tell you bro, I'm so tired of Pennywise. Every time I wanna scare some kids he first has to do his make-up for two hours. And if it's not perfect, or it smudges, we have to go back all the way home to fix it. I've had it with his crap!"

a reply to: halfoldman

Pennywise likes to take little boys and eat them.

It sounds pretty gay to me.

The entire family is a twisted bunch. I mean, look at my investigative skills at work, and star me, STAR ME !!!111

But really, look at this, dad was a crusty dead sailor, the pretty son was a naughty vampire, the middle son was a dire dastardly viking, and the last son was an EVIL clown.

Their sister is pretty fit though, but I'll leave that to your investigative skills

This is pointless internet troll nonsense.

As a fan.

a reply to: Jefferton

Are you speaking as a fan of Pennywise or the Babadook?

I think it wasn't worth the effort of making a thread over. I'm struggling with the effort I've spent to write this message on it even..

Ask Adrian Mellon. He LOVES DERRY.🎈

Links to fanfic or it didn't happen.

I've had it with these mofo kids in this mofo town.
And I had it with that mofo clown!
And I had it with that mofo ... that Babadook?
He's not so bad.

Behind the tough cardboard exterior,
He's a sweety.
He can play chess and Poker.
Keep the girls out.
Like a spook for your man-cave.
He's like one massive fart!

Pennywise has a bifurcated marsupial penis.
With barbs.
Similar to Chewbacca but no so massive.