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originally posted by: ketsuko
originally posted by: burdman30ott6
I'd also kick in a couple hundred dollars to hire an English tutor for Randy.
For better pay than that, I'd make myself available for that job.
originally posted by: seaswine
I'd build the sickest, most amazing water park,like, ever.
I'm talking mile(s) long water slides that run along mountainsides, and empty you into a huge hot tub with your choice of alcohol served at the bottom.
A lazy river that takes you on an hours long tour through simulated ecosystems, countries and cultures. Along the river you can periodically dock your floaty device, enjoy authentic five star dining from whatever region you happen to be in and be on your way. If at any time your beer or daiquiri needs refilling, all floaty devices have tablets embedded in them that you can use to send in for your next order. You'll be met ASAP by one of our beautiful waitstaff, no need to exit your floaty!
You guys can all come for free! Once. After that, ATS discount of $49.95 U.S. That's a good deal, trust me.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: fusiondoe
I would use my money to create an evil army of robots with laser beams and destroy humanity except for people who gave me stars for my posts on ATS.