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posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 10:04 PM
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? And, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."



edit on 1992017 by Snarl because: Format




posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 10:44 PM
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a reply to: Snarl

Confucius also say man who go out to cat house, comes home to doghouse.

Confucius also say man who drinks wine all night, whines all morning.



Respectfully,
~meathead



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 10:52 PM
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a reply to: Mike Stivic

Confucius says that man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger.



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 10:58 PM
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Self censor, manners.

Respectfully,
~meathead


edit on 19-9-2017 by Mike Stivic because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 12:21 AM
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originally posted by: TobyFlenderson
a reply to: Mike Stivic

Confucius says that man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger.



Far too much information there, old Confusus.




posted on Sep, 20 2017 @ 02:26 AM
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originally posted by: TobyFlenderson
a reply to: Mike Stivic

Confucius says that man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger.



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Law suit pending...


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