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Just heard a voice coming from my laptop!!

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posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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My Alexas and my Laptop are talking about me behind my back....and I think they're planning a coup.

It's the main reason I still haven't bought a robot sex doll.
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posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...the main reason I still haven't bought a robot sex doll.


I'll sell you my 'robot'.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:16 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...the main reason I still haven't bought a robot sex doll.


I'll sell you my 'robot'.


Thanks...but I'd really like one with a lot less mileage on it.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


The trade off is the lobotomy keeps it docile.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:19 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


The trade off is the lobotomy keeps it docile.


I like them better when they try to resist.

Makes them seem more life-like.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:19 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Electrodes. Just sayin.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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originally posted by: AngelicIRage
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thanks God. Oh yeah, and btw, you might wanna work on your has' and have's


Thou shalt not calleth out God on deliberate grammar mistakes..

...it says that in the bible somewhere...



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:40 AM
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originally posted by: Tucket

originally posted by: AngelicIRage
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thanks God. Oh yeah, and btw, you might wanna work on your has' and have's


Thou shalt not calleth out God on deliberate grammar mistakes..

...it says that in the bible somewhere...


"In The Beginning Was The Word...and The Word Was Always Spelled Right!"



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:49 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Tucket

originally posted by: AngelicIRage
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thanks God. Oh yeah, and btw, you might wanna work on your has' and have's


Thou shalt not calleth out God on deliberate grammar mistakes..

...it says that in the bible somewhere...


"In The Beginning Was The Word...and The Word Was Always Spelled Right!"


Except on Sundays

eta:derp... AM....er God got his days mixed up?


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edit on 14-9-2017 by Tucket because: time to step away



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Electrodes. Just sayin.

You brought back a memory.
They used to have an educational show on TV early in the morning on weekdays called 'Sunrise Semester'. I remember an episode of it where they had cats in a laboratory doing testing. They had electrodes implanted through their skulls with wire connected to them.
The cats were normal until the electrodes were given an electrical signal. The cats were introduced to a mouse and started to go after it.... but then the scientists powered up the electrodes and the cats cowered in fear of the mouse.
The wonders of science.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:52 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Aren't you married?



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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a reply to: butcherguy

That sounds perfectly cruel. It disgusts me. How would you like electrodes attached to your brain for some stupid experiment? Humans are so cruel.
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posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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a reply to: butcherguy

Next time the scientists get the electrodes and the cats get the controller.
Hmm not so funny now is it scientists?



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy

You brought back a memory.
They used to have an educational show on TV early in the morning on weekdays called 'Sunrise Semester'. I remember an episode of it where they had cats in a laboratory doing testing. They had electrodes implanted through their skulls with wire connected to them.
The cats were normal until the electrodes were given an electrical signal. The cats were introduced to a mouse and started to go after it.... but then the scientists powered up the electrodes and the cats cowered in fear of the mouse.
The wonders of science.


I bet you were hoping they cranked that machine up to 'crispy' so you wouldn't have to go out for Chinese.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 08:58 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
Aren't you married?


Why the hell do you think he wants a robot sex doll?



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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a reply to: SecretKnowledge

I'm positive you were hearing an auto-play video-ad... It was in the background of something on one of the open windows.

You wouldn't necessarily see it.. or HAVE to be seeing it.

If over paranoid.. Put small piece of tape over both webcam and microphone...



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: butcherguy

You brought back a memory.
They used to have an educational show on TV early in the morning on weekdays called 'Sunrise Semester'. I remember an episode of it where they had cats in a laboratory doing testing. They had electrodes implanted through their skulls with wire connected to them.
The cats were normal until the electrodes were given an electrical signal. The cats were introduced to a mouse and started to go after it.... but then the scientists powered up the electrodes and the cats cowered in fear of the mouse.
The wonders of science.


I bet you were hoping they cranked that machine up to 'crispy' so you wouldn't have to go out for Chinese.

I'm going to lay low now.
I am getting flamed for something that a scientist at NYU did in the 1960's.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 09:08 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: butcherguy

Next time the scientists get the electrodes and the cats get the controller.
Hmm not so funny now is it scientists?


Once we have cat scientists that can catch human scientists and install electrodes in their brains, I will be happy to watch their educational program, provided that the cat producers can get the show on CBS (Cat Broadcasting System) without a hitch.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: Justso
a reply to: butcherguy

That sounds perfectly cruel. It disgusts me. How would you like electrodes attached to your brain for some stupid experiment? Humans are so cruel.

Maybe the experimentation laid the groundwork for things like this...
Science Daily, where electrical stimulation of the brain can improve the memory of Alzheimer's Disease patients.



posted on Sep, 14 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: eXia7
I have this issue on my PC speakes. Sometimes I can pick up a local ham radio operator's voice, and also a mexican radio station. I can only hear it once in awhile, but it is definitely my speakers picking up interference.

Perhaps this is the same situation for you.. although I'm not sure if a laptop speaker does the same as a desktop speaker.


I was going to suggest this as well. You may have accidentally received something from someone driving by on a CB radio or a nearby Ham radio.

It can happen.




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