Jeez get over yourselves. Or ATS isn't a battle ground.

originally posted by: nofear39
a reply to: intrepid
Whinge whinge whinge 🤣 If it wasn't for the ' 10 people ' you mention this site would probably have half wits (who think they have an alien friend that talks to them ..) arguing and talking bollocks all the time .. this site is ace so stop whinging .. 😁

Thank you for that unsolicited, useless post.

Oh Good Lord!

Are you serious?
Your rant thread just rounded up some of the worst offenders! Altho kinda convenient.

AugustusMasonicus
Scary as all giddy-up and will cut you to the bone, bring your A-game or hang up your keyboard.


DBCowboy
Will kill you with humor as he stomps all over you, seems innocent, but watch your six.


SlapMonkey
Well, the moniker pretty much covers it. Reply to him with something ill thought out and it was your own fault.
You had it coming.


knowledgehunter0986
Newer but not any less deadly! He's a quick study an will blindside you.


network dude
RUN!!! don't post, just read and learn to live to post another day!!


Think I covered it for everyone? Grins! Can't see why you're ranting tho? Even back in the day people were b****slapping each other like swatting mosquito's only with better vocabulary. It's part of the internet's charm.
Buy a computer, buy those asbestos undies and go for it.

Now...beers for everyone as I run like a wuss!


(we need a keg emoji dammit!)

originally posted by: network dude
But none for Augustus. He' given too much chit over the years.

It's still my time of year to break your balls you tea-drinking mary.

When the weather gets snowy you can retaliate.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: network dude
But none for Augustus. He' given too much chit over the years.

It's still my time of year to break your balls you tea-drinking mary.

When the weather gets snowy you can retaliate.

I can't wait till roof shoveling season. Bwhahahahahaha!

a reply to: network dude


Go-go global warming.

a reply to: intrepid ya sound like a right bitCh .. writing a big thread complaining about other members 😂😂

a reply to: Caver78



..But you forgot to mention my finishing move.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

And ruin the surprise?

(blinking innocently)

a reply to: intrepid

Nine-tenths of threads and responses on ATS are mere opinions of the posters. Content from unbiased experts on any topic is virtually unknown.

BTW, Thanks for your opinion.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

How I picture myself. . .




How I really am. . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

I don't think you need a diet at all. Perhaps just a nicer blouse.

a reply to: intrepid

I literally don't read certain members' posts fully through anymore - the first few words usually confirms that they are not contributing for mutual discourse but to show-off the flogging of the dead horse.

a reply to: intrepid

I know exactly how you feel.

I am so tired of always being right and making others look foolish

a reply to: Caver78

Here I'll write my own description:

Muzzleflash
Generally unpredictable, disappears in the shadows a lot, naively creates more trouble than initially anticipates. Seems pretty lazy, usually incapable of finishing a thread, rarely gets around to writing threads he wants to write, but when he finally gets around to actually doing something - it's fairly decent stuff.

Also, has a strange ability to say stuff off the hip that seems completely false at first glance, but somehow turns out to be closer to the truth than even he himself expects.

originally posted by: Grambler
a reply to: intrepid

I know exactly how you feel.

I am so tired of always being right and making others look foolish

You'll get used to it.

a reply to: intrepid

I thought we had a talk yesterday?
What happened?

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

How I picture myself:



How I really am:



Sigh....

a reply to: muzzleflash

Just take it easy brother, and have a Snickers.

a reply to: muzzleflash

So remiss of me!

MuzzleFlash
Lazer focused so tightly your "stupid" will burn as you slink off back to the nether-regions of ATS to lick your wounds.


Apparently my goofing off just confused most? I figured DB and AugustusMasonicus would have flayed me by now but I stand corrected. Thank goodness you and knowledgehunter0986 figured it out!

Sigh of relief!