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God is coming after you all for looking at the computer while your wife is the shower

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posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 07:49 AM
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a reply to: DAVID64


David I flamed him pretty good a few replies up. I feel for you my friend.




posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 07:53 AM
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Is this relevant? It feels relevant.




posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:06 AM
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Who doesn't LOVE giving the Mrs. her 'special morning surprise' while she's taking a nice, hot, steamy, shower....Amiright guys?


The hard part is getting ALL of the toilets to flush at the same time.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Wait. You have toilets?

We just have a bucket.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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a reply to: TerryDon79


Even better surprise potential with that.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TerryDon79


Even better surprise potential with that.


That sounds like a crap idea.

Plus she'd get all pissy.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TerryDon79


Even better surprise potential with that.


That sounds like a crap idea.

Plus she'd get all pissy.


Use your imagination.
HINT: Remember the Pig Blood scene from the movie 'Carrie'?



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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I said "Here, hurry come get this laptop and go look up stuff!"
Got in the shower, peeked out...still there, got back in shower. I waited and waited and waited.
Nothing happened!

Now I'm waterlogged AND late for work.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TerryDon79


Even better surprise potential with that.


That sounds like a crap idea.

Plus she'd get all pissy.


Use your imagination.
HINT: Remember the Pig Blood scene from the movie 'Carrie'?


Now THAT'S a good idea!

As long as she doesn't impale me with many sharp objects or cut me in half.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:08 AM
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a reply to: musicismagic




'Be like water' - Bruce Lee.

Sounds like your wife has achieved Kundalini in the shower.




posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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a reply to: Sublimecraft


Yes, and my finger can point to the moon. Betting it's full.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:15 AM
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Quick question:
Is it just me...or does everyone pee in the shower?



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Sometimes I do it even when it's on.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Sometimes I do it even when it's on.


Last week, I slipped on the urinal cake.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Last week, I slipped on the urinal cake.


Well, at least your feet smelled like spearmint instead of Fritos.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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You guys are disgusting.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: musicismagic




'Be like water' - Bruce Lee.

Sounds like your wife has achieved Kundalini in the shower.



Enter the Dragon



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Quick question:
Is it just me...or does everyone pee in the shower?


Are you saying there are people who DON'T pee in the shower?!



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Quick question:
Is it just me...or does everyone pee in the shower?


Are you saying there are people who DON'T pee in the shower?!



It just always seemed like an ecologically sound idea to me.



posted on Sep, 11 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Shower Pissers, the original environmentalist.

Saving the world one urination at a time.



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