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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
They evolved, thereby proving creationism correct. If evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys?
Originally posted by James the Lesser
Monkeys? Must be a christian. Humans evolved from a ancestor that the Apes, not monkeys, also share. Here a way to explain it.
You have two kids. They both have two kids. Then those have 2 kids. 50 generations later repeating the 2 kids, the kids of that 50th generation have nothing in common with the other split(your sons line has nothing in common with your daughters line), but share the same ancestor, you. Also, you fight a gorilla hand to hand, tell me who wins.
Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Very simply...someone killed my monkey. A ninja-monkey too.
Was definately was a skilled assassin.
Sad indeed.
Originally posted by James the Lesser
Monkeys? Must be a christian. Humans evolved from a ancestor that the Apes, not monkeys, also share. Here a way to explain it.
You have two kids. They both have two kids. Then those have 2 kids. 50 generations later repeating the 2 kids, the kids of that 50th generation have nothing in common with the other split(your sons line has nothing in common with your daughters line), but share the same ancestor, you. Also, you fight a gorilla hand to hand, tell me who wins.
Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Very simply...someone killed my monkey. A ninja-monkey too.
Was definately was a skilled assassin.
Sad indeed.
Originally posted by junglejake
I believe the comment was satire, making fun of creationism rather than endorsing it Dunno if that's true, but that's how I took it.
Originally posted by junglejake
Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Very simply...someone killed my monkey. A ninja-monkey too.
Was definately was a skilled assassin.
Sad indeed.
Must have been Amuk or his kids
Originally posted by Amuk
Originally posted by junglejake
Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Very simply...someone killed my monkey. A ninja-monkey too.
Was definately was a skilled assassin.
Sad indeed.
Must have been Amuk or his kids
GoJuRu isn't about that. We don't dress up in costumes and carry swords...LOL We dont fly or vanish in a puff of smoke
We are more of a community outreach program then the Ninja Turtles
Originally posted by junglejake
Was only foolin' about. You really can't take many of my posts seriously, they tend to be riddled with satire and sarcasm You did say in one of those posts that your kids could take 50 ninja -- hence the reference
Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
They evolved, thereby proving creationism correct. If evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys?
Originally posted by junglejake
I have an idea for the next mod avatar get together:
pics of human organs. I'd look forward to see who gets the pic of a brain, who gets the heart, and who gets the colon