I need 100 People who believe and have faith: Next NK Missile Launch To Explode On Launch Pad

THIS JUST IN:
If we get 200 believers..Mother Earth said she'll throw in an earthquake in Pyongyang....No extra cost!

a reply to: eisegesis

That's not true.

Last time I got pretty plastered, I hoped for a pink elephant. Like the ones out of Dumbo. Next thing I know, my ex is walking around the corner.

So that's proof enough to me that alcohol enhances it.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Wait.... if all of you believe aeshma will win the power ball.... not only will the north korean missile explode... i buy you all beers and tacos? Game?

6.

Nothing like joining a doomed to fail challenge.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'll raise my cup with light wheat bear too.
Greetings.

a reply to: IAMTAT

It will be countered by the divine powers of the dear leader.

originally posted by: Aeshma
a reply to: IAMTAT

Wait.... if all of you believe aeshma will win the power ball.... not only will the north korean missile explode... i buy you all beers and tacos? Game?

If you buy me a flight and a hotel room, I will.

Not a cheap hotel though. It has to be one of those fancy ones with running water and beds.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I have been negotiating with Mother Earth over this next North Korean missile launch.
She just told me that if I can get 100 people on ATS to believe...She will make the missile explode during launch...devastating the entire launch facility and setting back NK's nuclear aspirations.

Today @ 3 P.M. EST...Tell Mother Earth: "I Believe you will Blow Up The Missile".


Thank you...That Is All.

What a brilliant original idea...!!!!????? lol

ETA: im in

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can


Wait that's a different belief system sorry.

-Alee

Choo Choo

originally posted by: Ghost147
Think of the children, augustus! THINK OF THE CHILDREN...

I always think of the children.

#pizzakillroom

Let's make this happen!

Momma Earth is encouraged by your faith.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Let's make this happen!

Momma Earth is encouraged by your faith.

Mother Earth?

*crap*

I've been praying to Eartha Kitt.

Sorry.

My bad.

when mother earth asks what has NK ever done to you, what is going to be your answer

originally posted by: IAMTAT
THIS JUST IN:
If we get 200 believers..Mother Earth said she'll throw in an earthquake in Pyongyang....No extra cost!

Niiiiiiiiice!

I'm in

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Let's make this happen!

Momma Earth is encouraged by your faith.

Mother Earth?

*crap*

I've been praying to Eartha Kitt.

Sorry.

My bad.

No worries.
Praying to Mama Cass works too.

originally posted by: odzeandennz
when mother earth asks what has NK ever done to you, what is going to be your answer

She won't ask.
Mama hates that fat lil F**k!

I've been ageing 6 gals of oaked stout, could be the perfect time to break the seal!! 2 CST is Beer Thirty today!!

a reply to: IAMTAT


Okay, I am in too.

Im in.

Does anyone know if that candle story, where a group of participants put out a lit candle just by wishing/willing for it to, really true, confirmed and documented?

I need 100 people just to help put on my pants in the morning.

Just sayin'. . . . .