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I need 100 People who believe and have faith: Next NK Missile Launch To Explode On Launch Pad

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posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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I have been negotiating with Mother Earth over this next North Korean missile launch.
She just told me that if I can get 100 people on ATS to believe...She will make the missile explode during launch...devastating the entire launch facility and setting back NK's nuclear aspirations.

Today @ 3 P.M. EST...Tell Mother Earth: "I Believe you will Blow Up The Missile".


Thank you...That Is All.




posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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I'm in. Can we drink during/after? I have some Pappy on order in another thread.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I'm in. Can we drink during/after? I have some Pappy on order in another thread.


Yes.
These things always work better when you're drinking heavily.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:23 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


In that case we could probably reverse the earth's rotation and go back in time considering our typical consumption levels.

Oh, I PM'd the socks, they'll be here soon.



edit on 8-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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will do. I believe is the swaying power of mass faith.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: CallmeRaskolnikov
will do. I believe is the swaying power of mass faith.


AWESOME!
3 so far!

The Norks won't know what hit 'em!



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
The Norks won't know what hit 'em!


If we're successful it'll be a lovely coating of plutonium dust.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Oh, I PM'd the socks, they'll be here soon.


You called?

I'm in too. How much alcohol are we talking?



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
The Norks won't know what hit 'em!


If we're successful it'll be a lovely coating of plutonium dust.


"IF" we're successful???
Have faith, brother!

From space...North Korea WILL again glow at night!



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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Why not 200 this time?

Just saying...




posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
How much alcohol are we talking?


All of it.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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THATS 4!

C'mon ATS!....LETS DO THIS!!!



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:33 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
How much alcohol are we talking?


All of it.


Is that it?



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
"IF" we're successful???
Have faith, brother!


Sorry. WHEN we are successful.

I'm sending all my evil thought rays to North Korea now, this could get dangerous. If there's an earthquake, say, somewhere in Mexico because of this I don't want the blame.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I'm in. Can we drink during/after? I have some Pappy on order in another thread.


Think of the children, augustus! THINK OF THE CHILDREN... that we need to sacrifice to our dark lordess, Mother Nature, in order to prevent a nuclear attack from North Korea.

You see, Mother Nature takes sides. And she really hates North Korea. South Korea is cool though.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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I'm in. I also have multiple personality disorder ~ perhaps I can channel my multiple selves and get us closer to 100!




posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:36 AM
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Count me as 5th and I even pass on the alcohol... In exchange can we simultaneously think along the NK missile for me to win the lotto jackpot tomorrow?

Pretty please?



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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These things always work better when you're drinking heavily.

Forgive me, but these thing do not work better when drinking. Alcohol suppresses the mind's ability to project our imaginations (see Rosicrucian telepathy), as well as properly charge any will or desire beyond classical thought.

Signed,

The Party Pooper




posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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I tried to think really hard and got a nose bleed.

Can I just have Gunther do it?



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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I have Mother Earth on speed dial, we used to have a thing back in the day's.

I'm sure she'll be excited to hear from me again.

"Yo bishh, remember that favor you still owe me?"



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