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I need 100 People who believe and have faith.'Reducing winds to at-least 149 mph' Saving Florida

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posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: Krazysh0t
a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

It's like Christians who go to disaster areas specifically to hand out bibles. Yeah, because that will TOTALLY pass for shelter, food, or clothing.


Everyone knows that the Bible is only good for 2 things....when you run out of TP and rolling papers....




posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 07:59 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Quauhtli
"In other news, due to a derailed thread on the Above Top Secret conspiracy website, many Miami residents woke Sunday morning to find clear skies, intact homes and fine bottles of bourbon sitting at their doorsteps."


They would erect statues in our name.

Which would replace all those Confederate ones they had to toss.


As long as every statue was a bottle of Pappy I am fine with just having my name on the placard below.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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originally posted by: Tristran

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
Furthermore, even if alternate universes do exist, that doesn't mean that one exists where thoughts can change the weather.

Read again.

I said a spirit jumps to another alternate reality where exactly the same storm diminishes. Their thoughts do not change the weather, their thoughts swap realities where the weather is better.

Sounds like someone denying a harsh reality in their face by going to a happy place in their mind to me.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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originally posted by: Vasa Croe
As long as every statue was a bottle of Pappy I am fine with just having my name on the placard below.


See what we can accomplish when we put our minds towards something as a group?

I should start a thread on that.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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Oh...and OP....if you REALLY want to help you'd be buying tarps and heading down in a truck on Monday. Dropping winds to 140 from 160 isn't going to accomplish anything.

And yes, I live through Katrina and went to the coast to help. I have friends packing their trucks as I type this and I would be there myself had I not had a trip to AZ already scheduled for the next 2 weeks.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
As long as every statue was a bottle of Pappy I am fine with just having my name on the placard below.


See what we can accomplish when we put our minds towards something as a group?

I should start a thread on that.


AUGUSTUS!!!! will you please stop talking about alcohol for one minute in your life!!!

This is serious business! We need those sacrificial babies!

Do you even Have a sacrificial obsidian dagger?



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:08 AM
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originally posted by: Ghost147

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
As long as every statue was a bottle of Pappy I am fine with just having my name on the placard below.


See what we can accomplish when we put our minds towards something as a group?

I should start a thread on that.


AUGUSTUS!!!! will you please stop talking about alcohol for one minute in your life!!!

This is serious business! We need those sacrificial babies!

Do you even Have a sacrificial obsidian dagger?


I think you mean Dragon Glass Daggers....



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:08 AM
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originally posted by: Ghost147
Do you even Have a sacrificial obsidian dagger?


I loaned it to Jon Snow. He seemed to have more pressing issues.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Ghost147
Do you even Have a sacrificial obsidian dagger?


I loaned it to Jon Snow. He seemed to have more pressing issues.


He was like "All your Pappy are belong to us".



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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Well, back in November, I made a deal with Mother Earth that Hillary would lose.

So...I'm IN.

Mom always DID like me best.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:26 AM
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originally posted by: Krazysh0t
Sounds like someone denying a harsh reality in their face by going to a happy place in their mind to me.

If a person does not deny the fact that Jesus Christ is the Son of God then yes, we are very very happy.

With the Spirit of the Lord in their soul we have nothing to fear. Who cares about a rotting host body. As long as the sinners spirit is with the Lords' Spirit they are safe from evil for eternity.

Interesting how the last geographical location that saw the recent USA eclipse was the same place that Hurricane Harvey was created.

Hmmmm, looks like God is allowing Lucifer to destroy USA allowing USA sinners to be tested in their faith in Jesus. This is just the start.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:29 AM
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Bat# crazy post of the year nomination? I especially liked the flying pig part. Or not flying. But still.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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a reply to: Tristran

And your god does the same to all the sinners in Madagascar. And we all know they're just the worlds worst people.

Oh wait. We don't know that. I guess your god just wants to punish innocent people with cyclones and earthquakes for the kicks.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:33 AM
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a reply to: Vasa Croe

I would never "dirty up" my cannabis/tobacco smoking it in Bible paper........Then Again I could call it a "burnt offering". I would definitely wipe my arse with it........best on long camping trips, the best ones are the coffee table ones, big, big, pages......A really good clean sweep is attained.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:38 AM
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originally posted by: windword

originally posted by: TruthxIsxInxThexMist
a reply to: ImmortalLegend527

The winds of Irma will already be in the 130's when it hits Florida... maybe the low 140's, so this idea of yours is already unworthy of my time.



Exactly. We know that, but the OP will still take credit, and say that faith and focus slowed the winds and eased the storm.



Standard tactics for every charlatan priest, fakir, con-man in history.

Indeed.

/yawn



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:43 AM
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You're actually serious, aren't you? You actually, truly think you can pray weather away.

This. This right here is a massive part of the problem. People think they can wish to a magic being and everything's going to be all good because you sent it good vibes and intentions and wishes.

Tell that to the faithful children who suffered and died of cancer, starvation and AIDS you delusional fool. All those prayers sure worked, didn't they.

But you think it'll change the weather for you. Good grief, I'm appalled that I share the same earth with this sort of mind.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:46 AM
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originally posted by: Tristran

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
Sounds like someone denying a harsh reality in their face by going to a happy place in their mind to me.

If a person does not deny the fact that Jesus Christ is the Son of God then yes, we are very very happy.

With the Spirit of the Lord in their soul we have nothing to fear. Who cares about a rotting host body. As long as the sinners spirit is with the Lords' Spirit they are safe from evil for eternity.

Interesting how the last geographical location that saw the recent USA eclipse was the same place that Hurricane Harvey was created.

Hmmmm, looks like God is allowing Lucifer to destroy USA allowing USA sinners to be tested in their faith in Jesus. This is just the start.


And here we go with someone else now thinking that a storm is caused by a solar eclipse. What do they have in common? They're religious nutters.



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:51 AM
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So what happens with the pig in 2087?



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 08:51 AM
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This whole thread seems ridiculous to me:

1. At this point Irma is already decreasing its wind velocity which is what Hurricanes do normally as they cross over land.
2. Religious people praying that the winds reduce
3. Religious people "look the winds have dropped, our prayers made that happen"
4. Religious people ignore item 1 that really was the cause of the winds decreasing.

Not sure what else to say..



posted on Sep, 8 2017 @ 09:02 AM
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originally posted by: ImmortalLegend527

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm a Bourbliever too!

I don't need to sacrifice animals or children though, do I?


We're talking about human lives here and you guys are talking about drinking and getting drunk. The missions they send me on are sometimes really impossible.


Who is "they?"



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