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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.
A landowner in the Cambridgeshire countryside wants travellers to move onto her property - so they can 'ruin the village for the locals'.
Linda Watson, 48, who lives in picturesque Kirtling, says she would be the "happiest woman going" if travellers took up her offer of a two-and-a-half acre plot. Free of charge.
Linda's only condition is that any new occupants "ruin the village" – as her neighbours, she says, are "so far up their own a***""