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Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

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posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:14 AM
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a reply to: zosimov

Wow, to be a hidden identity website the members are more brave than I would have thought with a party in Augustus's basement. No offense meant of course Augustus.

Everyone should remember to leave their log in info with Augustus, if he's going to be wearing your skin around the least he can do is keep your ATS persona alive. The big bottle of lotion that is sent with your invite should be applied no less than 3 times a day.

Stay safe and well lubricated!




posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:20 AM
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originally posted by: TheLead
No offense meant of course Augustus.


Why would I be offended? It's all true...



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

the denver kompromat dance


Zazz, Is there a chance greater than zero that we might have you doing the denver kompromat dance?

If yes, I'll add a sweet little "pretty please, it will be amazing"



Did I miss something,is Zazz going to "their" party? Please tell me she declined their invitation.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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originally posted by: Nikola014
a reply to: IAMTAT

Don't worry IAMTAT, I'll bring another Melania for you sir


Twins would be nice (I'll bring the Japanese school-girl uniforms).



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:34 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

They forced me to invite her! They told me she would be far less suspicious if the invitation came from me! They threatened my tomato plants What could I do?



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:36 AM
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a reply to: TheLead

.. so that's a yes then?



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:36 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Didnt figure you to be the type, but the truth is what is most offensive to some.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:39 AM
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originally posted by: TheLead
Didnt figure you to be the type, but the truth is what is most offensive to some.


To wear the skin of my guest's? What kind of serial killer would I be?



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TheLead
Didnt figure you to be the type, but the truth is what is most offensive to some.


To wear the skin of my guest's? What kind of serial killer would I be?


A really sick one!



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:46 AM
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a reply to: zosimov

Threatened your tomato plants so you tricked Zazz! Why don't you
stand up for yourself and grow a pear!



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
A really sick one!


Flattery will get you everywhere.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Threatened your tomato plants so you tricked Zazz! Why don't you
stand up for yourself and grow a pear!


Okay, that was pretty damn funny.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:56 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Don't worry dear, I already said I am washing my hair that day.
DB organized the last one and no showed himself from the event. Complete failure like his diet.

So the event will likely end up being our lovely ZOS spending her day at Denver airport running away from Augustus with Benny Hill music playing through the loud speakers in between flight announcements.




posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
A really sick one!


Flattery will get you everywhere.


Everywhere but your "party",try again!



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Everywhere but your "party",try again!


I didn't invite you!!!!!!



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Everywhere but your "party",try again!


I didn't invite you!!!!!!


Well someone did,I got this strange invitation to your "party" delivered by
the post office with postage due!



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Well someone did,I got this strange invitation to your "party" delivered by
the post office with postage due!


My 'invites' are more like abductions. You can't RSVP 'no'.




edit on 5-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
So the event will likely end up being our lovely ZOS spending her day at Denver airport running away from Augustus with Benny Hill music playing through the loud speakers in between flight announcements.


There is no way you can tell me that wouldn't be memorable to behold.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Everywhere but your "party",try again!


I didn't invite you!!!!!!


Well someone did,I got this strange invitation to your "party" delivered by
the post office with postage due!


If your invitation isn't bound in human skin, sealed with a red wax Masonic stamp...it's not from Augustus.



posted on Sep, 5 2017 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: mamabeth

Don't worry dear, I already said I am washing my hair that day.
DB organized the last one and no showed himself from the event. Complete failure like his diet.



Please remind me, when I publish my memoirs, to have you do the forward.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha




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