posted on Aug, 31 2017 @ 01:30 AM
I saw a cheap-ass white car shoot straight out of the woods without realizing there was a concrete ditch there. Looks like he scraped his oil pan
right off under the car, and then it landed in the gutter as he tried to turn to follow the motorcade, but a cop car disguised as a small Ford Escape
flipped a u-ey and stopped him.
If it was an attempt, it was done by somebody not from the area who didn't pay attention to the ditch that was between he and the road.
Now this fool has a busted-assed car and is probably being grilled by the cops and the Secret Service about what he was trying to do. They said it
was a female who was trying to leave a store and got confused. SURE IT WAS. I've been high as a kite and never made a dumb mistake like that.
Out of towner, tried to make a statement for youtube, busted their crappy ride in a concrete ditch. Stupidity has its own rewards. Sometimes if
you're stuck being questioned long enough the cops will take pity on you and buy you food from Whataburger.