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Charles Darwin, your office called

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posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 08:25 AM
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These people are real amateurs...

I put my sunscreen on my glasses to look at the eclipse... sigh...




posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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I thought this could not be true but sadly it is , well it is at least widely reported . These people apart from breeding also vote . I mean ..... nevermind .



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 08:33 AM
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Jesus wept.



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 08:45 AM
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Perhaps it explains this.


Dude was already protected.



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 08:50 AM
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a reply to: gortex

His tanning bed made him immune.



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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originally posted by: NowanKenubi
I put my sunscreen on my glasses to look at the eclipse...


Great tip. Filing it for the next eclipse.



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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Magic marker on eye glasses FTW, what losers!




posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: Tulpa

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: Tulpa

I've never been that drunk...


Well now we know where the expression "blind drunk" comes from!
I have lived this expression one night in bloc in glasgow drinking 130% vodka
the alcohol is that strong that it draws oxygen away from your eyeball rendering you blind

like you feel the oxygen being drawn away from your face as it goes sort of cold and blue and you are temporarily blinded
I think that was the first time in my adult drinking life that I was genuinely scared id #ed myself



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:01 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22


They got "pain" huh??? Then they were given Fentanyl™ 50mcg/hr. and a Vicodin™ every 4 hrs. script and in 8 months half will be in Prison, a quarter getting ALL their fund$ siphoned out "in Court" and the other 1/4 will be dead...

Now if We can get an eclipse every month, then We won't have to send the troops to Afghanistan, BigPHarma™ and the $eller$ won't NEED the extra opium...

I wouldn't take Herr Drumpf as a 'Gazer', obviously an Evening practitioner as I'm certain We'd have heard of Donnie paying tribute East first thing in the morning...



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22 Yeah, I had to read that one twice.


me too. amazing (in a SMH way)! - the collective intelligence curve must be scraping along the bottom of the graph.




posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:13 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

Only in Merica...



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:13 AM
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a reply to: sapien82

I leave for Scotland on Sunday. I call Flori-DUH My current ecological niche and was wondering if I'd get by w/just a hoody and packing My raingear? I'm traveling in a nicer pair of nylon sweatpants that are 'real comfy' and was wondering if I could get by with wearing these every where I go?
I plan to go to the casino and turning on My 'drinking gene' and visiting pubs . My Wife is visiting different castles and doing some Outlander t.v. show thing.

If I can get by w/My comfy sweats, I can do it all w/a backpack that'll fit under My seat on the plane.

Sorry for asking You this way but I equate un-solicited PM mail to phone calls during dinner...

Thanks



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: sapien82
I have lived this expression one night in bloc in glasgow drinking 130% vodka
the alcohol is that strong that it draws oxygen away from your eyeball rendering you blind

like you feel the oxygen being drawn away from your face as it goes sort of cold and blue and you are temporarily blinded
I think that was the first time in my adult drinking life that I was genuinely scared id #ed myself


I hope you mean 130 proof. If you actually drank vodka that was 130% alcohol, I'd be extra impressed.


Anyway, back on topic, I'm totally baffled what would possess anyone to think that putting sunscreen on your eyes would be a good idea. :confused:



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:24 AM
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Probably just didn't have a strong enough SPF.....

It's important to utilize the correct SPF of a million when eclipse viewing...says it right there on the Banana Boat label!!!







posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 10:38 AM
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Healthcare professionals in California and virginia have reported that people used sunscreen to protect their eyes while attempting to watch the solar eclipse..


Probably the same folks that want to tax water.



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: neo96

Probably the same folks that want to tax water.


Hey, at least they tried. A certain Orange Ape didn't even bother with that, just went straight for the retina-burn. I'd say he's more of a contender for a Darwin Award than these morons.


edit on 29/8/2017 by Kryties because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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a reply to: sapien82

Thats terrifying!
I tried some Polish spirit once and the guy told me to take a breath, down it in one gulp then breathe out to expel the fumes.
Did as instructed but as soon as I tried the breathing out part my innards kind of shut down so I ended up struggling to breathe out.
Evil stuff.

Next time there's an eclipse I'll see what its like in the eye....at least I'll still be able to breathe.... Errrr.....probably???



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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wow this reminds me of when that soap (called sunlight)for washing your dishes in the sink.came out years ago it had a touch of real lemon in it, and it smelled like lemons....people squirted it into their iced tea!!!!!!! I am NOT joking


originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: Bluntone22

Goes to show that when you think you've seen the depths of stupid more stupid arrives to prove you wrong.

edit on 29-8-2017 by research100 because: added name of soap and extra sentence



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 03:48 PM
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I worked in hospitals for a dozen years.

ER Docs and X-Ray Techs always have the best stories.



posted on Aug, 29 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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Here I sit trying to come up with something witty to say and all I keep doing is looking at my now empty glass of Apple pie moonshine thinking.. yup I need more of that before I can process the stupid.




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