posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 08:25 AM
The most overrated player in the history of English international football has just announced his retirement from the national side, effective
immediately. Wayne Rooney said today that "after a long hard think" (of similar length to the thought he has to give to tying his boot laces), he
will no longer be putting on the white shirt. The tiny scouser personifies the Prima Donna top flight English player that makes no effort for the
national team for fear that doing so might jeopardise his multi-million pound premiership career.
Under the captaincy of Rooney, England's highest scoring international (fifty percent of which were from practically unmissable penalty spot kicks),
the national side has been consistently humiliated by the teams of countries who can only draw players from lower league sides.
The overweight and lazy Liverpudlian has been booked multiple times and sent off, throws child like tantrums when he doesn't get his way, cheats, and
is generally a very bad ambassador and example for the English game. Good riddance you fat idle scouse wanker.
edit on 23-8-2017 by
CulturalResilience because: (no reason given)
edit on 23-8-2017 by CulturalResilience because: (no reason given)