Men, how could you let this happen?!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Obviously the globalists are trying to make us uncomfortable so we are easier to rule with a left-wing communist government.

originally posted by: PlasticWizard
a reply to: thesaneone

Tell me more...

This is getting freaky weird. Later.

a reply to: Mandroid7

Yup, they have some decent working mens wares.

originally posted by: madmac5150
I tried going commando, but it really threw off my golf swing. Too much stuff flapping around on my back-swing threw my game off... big time. (Golfers, help me out here... swing, balance, tempo are all vitally important)

Boxers are great for dry climates. For swamp ass south eastern weather? Briefs... and Gold Bond Powder. Lots of Gold Bond Powder.

Monkey butt is no joke.

originally posted by: thesaneone
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Have you checked Duluth trading?

I don't buy anything I can't try on, in-store

Shopping at box stores is like watching CNN.

You get what they want.

I buy my underwear on the internet these days- cheaper, better selection, and I don't have to deal with customers or sales people.

Hard to feel bad when there aren't any local businesses selling underwear, too. You won't get any sympathy from me when Walmart or Sears has to close a store.
Maybe some of the ex employees will start a local shop instead, and I can go back to having an underwear guy, and a shirt person.

Boxer briefs for the win, by the way.
My latest order came in today, two of them have stripes! It's getting wild.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

I don't buy anything I can't try on, in-store

There's the rub!

They probably know you and are hiding them in advance.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You actually try on drawers in the store?

😱

Never liked boxers. Feels like something all wadded up in my jeans.
I'll stick with briefs. Feels like my twig and berries are getting a gentle hug.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: thesaneone
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Have you checked Duluth trading?

I don't buy anything I can't try on, in-store

I agree, always try before you buy anything.

I wish someone like you was working at the home improvement store when I was shopping for a new toilet.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Never liked boxers. Feels like something all wadded up in my jeans.
I'll stick with briefs. Feels like my twig and berries are getting a gentle hug.

No way man. The first time I felt that free-swing action after switching from briefs in my early teens...I immediately threw away all briefs. Never again. Tried commando but that's dangerous and not too great with denim.

It's the Mandela Effect. We shifted slightly into a dimension where every man is supposed to wear either briefs or some kind of weird spandex G string.

But because I'm female, I can't tell you where to find what you seek. I do like a guy in boxers.

However, I'm also the crazy lady in Walmart staring a bit too long at the packages in the men's underwear section.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

If you look hard enough you might luck out with a pair of Speedos.

Nobody has suggested the "banana hammock" yet.
What up with that?

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Nobody has suggested the "banana hammock" yet.
What up with that?

The hairy guy did...

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I was dedicated to boxers until my wife bought me a package of boxer briefs. They are the best of both worlds. I'm wearing them until I need diapers again.

originally posted by: thesaneone

originally posted by: madmac5150
I tried going commando, but it really threw off my golf swing. Too much stuff flapping around on my back-swing threw my game off... big time. (Golfers, help me out here... swing, balance, tempo are all vitally important)

Boxers are great for dry climates. For swamp ass south eastern weather? Briefs... and Gold Bond Powder. Lots of Gold Bond Powder.

Monkey butt is no joke.

Then, you know what I mean. Dry, comfortable junk can add 20 yards to a drive off the tee, and add accuracy to wedge play inside of 140 yards...

originally posted by: thesaneone

originally posted by: madmac5150
I tried going commando, but it really threw off my golf swing. Too much stuff flapping around on my back-swing threw my game off... big time. (Golfers, help me out here... swing, balance, tempo are all vitally important)

Boxers are great for dry climates. For swamp ass south eastern weather? Briefs... and Gold Bond Powder. Lots of Gold Bond Powder.

Monkey butt is no joke.

It certainly isn't www.antimonkeybutt.com...

Boxer briefs are it for me...too much adjusting needed with boxers.
13 is still a cursed number....even in inches.

This thread tho....pure comedy gold.

originally posted by: RazorV66
Boxer briefs are it for me...too much adjusting needed with boxers.
13 is still a cursed number....even in inches.

This thread tho....pure comedy gold.

I can drop a golf ball into a sunroof at 70 yards with a 60 degree lob wedge... with dry and comfortable genitals.

With swamp crotch I would be lucky to hit the ball at all.

This probably explains why The Masters at Augusta is so difficult.

Swamp crotch.