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Men, how could you let this happen?!

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posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:12 PM
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I went shopping. Underwear shopping. I went to 5 different stores and can only find one thing: the brief

I don't want jockey's. I don't want briefs. I don't want something that looks like Miley Cyrus in rubber bicycle shorts.


Sometimes they try to fool us with the so-called boxer-brief. I'm not fooled. I don't need underwear that lifts and separates!


I just want nice, spacious, free-flow boxer shorts! Do they still exist?

Seriously, I need to find some, and fast. What I'm wearing now is starting to look like it came from a trawler ship. They're sheer nets and they didn't start that way!

When did this trend take over? Why is every store only selling the tightest shrink-wrap underpants available? They feel like a bad time in a tangled hammock.

Men, please tell me you still wear boxer shorts and didn't fall for this obvious glitch in the matrix.




posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:13 PM
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Wouldn't buying a few sizes too large of boxer briefs be the same thing?


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posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:14 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
Wouldn't buying a few sizes too large of boxer briefs be the same thing?


And what? Duct tape the waist? Or perhaps underwear suspenders? Ve-ry fun-ny!


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posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:15 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

You don't wear a belt on your boxers?

Weirdo......



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:16 PM
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But they look nice



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:16 PM
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Go commando.. Just make sure your fly is up and be careful when getting it(the zipper] up.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:17 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
Wouldn't buying a few sizes too large of boxer briefs be the same thing?


And what? Duct tape the waist? Or perhaps underwear suspenders? Ve-ry fun-ny!



Use a rope or bungee cord like Cory Feldman.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:17 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I'm a hairy Sicilian who loves wearing a banana hammock.

Let that image marinade in your head for a bit.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:18 PM
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originally posted by: NerdGoddess
But they look nice



Plus they are soooooo much better than boxers. I'll never wear boxers again.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:19 PM
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a reply to: thesaneone

A picture of borat just popped into my head... "very niiice!"



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:19 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha
I wear boxers.

Where are you shopping? I usually get mine at Macy's but I think you can get them at Target, Walmart, Amazon.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:20 PM
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Good God I couldn't live without boxers. Briefs are devil-incarnate.

How is it you cannot find any? They are everywhere...?



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:21 PM
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originally posted by: thesaneone
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I'm a hairy Sicilian who loves wearing a banana hammock.

Let that image marinade in your head for a bit.


Gross....here come the nightmares!!!!



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:22 PM
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originally posted by: Admitted
Good God I couldn't live without boxers. Briefs are devil-incarnate.

How is it you cannot find any? They are everywhere...?


For every 8 shelves of the damn things I'm lucky to find half a shelf of clearance boxer shorts. If I'm double lucky I find one in my size.




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posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:22 PM
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a reply to: PlasticWizard

Borat looks bald next to me.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:24 PM
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a reply to: thesaneone

Tell me more...



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:25 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Have you checked Duluth trading?



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:26 PM
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Deluth Trading company

Cost like 20 bucks each, worth at least 100. Un-freaking-real

-some dude who often works outdoors in Florida

Added.damn they have new ones that are less nuthuggers. Armachillo cooling boxers. I'm ordering.
dtc
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posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:27 PM
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originally posted by: PlasticWizard
a reply to: thesaneone

Tell me more...


Lol.



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:27 PM
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I tried going commando, but it really threw off my golf swing. Too much stuff flapping around on my back-swing threw my game off... big time. (Golfers, help me out here... swing, balance, tempo are all vitally important)

Boxers are great for dry climates. For swamp ass south eastern weather? Briefs... and Gold Bond Powder. Lots of Gold Bond Powder.



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