posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 10:12 PM
I went shopping. Underwear shopping. I went to 5 different stores and can only find one thing: the brief
I don't want jockey's. I don't want briefs. I don't want something that looks like Miley Cyrus in rubber bicycle shorts.
Sometimes they try to fool us with the so-called boxer-brief. I'm not fooled. I don't need underwear that lifts and separates!
I just want nice, spacious, free-flow boxer shorts! Do they still exist?
Seriously, I need to find some, and fast. What I'm wearing now is starting to look like it came from a trawler ship. They're sheer nets and they
didn't start that way!
When did this trend take over? Why is every store only selling the tightest shrink-wrap underpants available? They feel like a bad time in a tangled
Men, please tell me you still wear boxer shorts and didn't fall for this obvious glitch in the matrix.