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Forget the current US vs NK crisis, there is worse on its way...

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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:05 AM
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My evil masterplan :

I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it....

Then I will finally be able to conker the World.

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....



For those of you who don't know what a conker is :





Conkers is a traditional children's game in Britain and Ireland played using the seeds of horse chestnut trees—the name 'conker' is also applied to the seed and to the tree itself. The game is played by two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns striking each other's conker until one breaks.

Link : en.wikipedia.org...

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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:07 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe


I swear that game got me through boarding school, classic I haven't seen or heard of them since moving to OZ.

Good memories.




posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:13 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

You evil scum




posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:17 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe
Barbarians, the lot of you. Horse castration is no laughing matter! #horsenutsareforhorses

And you'll never get that string through the moon! You need one at least three times longer than that



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:20 AM
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originally posted by: Argentbenign
a reply to: Lagomorphe

You evil scum



I know where you live... You are doomed I tell you...

Bunker down and prepare a decent crash helmet...

Before I conker you all I will send my minions of snarling, drooling teeth gnashing Lagomporphs to decimate every single one of you...

I have already conkered part of Japan :





NO-ONE CAN STOP ME.




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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:22 AM
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And you'll never get that string through the moon! You need one at least three times longer than that


I pinched my grannies knitting wool, she has tons.



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:47 AM
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Ah conkers
used to tie 3 together to make a bola I was lethal in the playground.
Pity kids can't play conkers anymore at school.



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:56 AM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
Ah conkers
used to tie 3 together to make a bola I was lethal in the playground.
Pity kids can't play conkers anymore at school.


I used to steep mine in vinegar overnight and then let them dry to make them harder.

The conkers I mean.

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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 06:12 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

That conker game had to be popular during the Carrington Event.

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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 06:30 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

So no death by water. Neither by fire... but by rabbits! I guess Nostradamus was wrong. Well, I'll prep my bunny spray, just in case...



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 06:32 AM
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and I guess your ransom would be...




posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 06:37 AM
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originally posted by: Argentbenign
a reply to: Lagomorphe

So no death by water. Neither by fire... but by rabbits! I guess Nostradamus was wrong. Well, I'll prep my bunny spray, just in case...


Your bunny spray will be of no use to you...

My Bunnies will be fully equipped with NBC suits and Gimp masks...


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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 08:58 AM
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Evil Earth Scum. a reply to: Argentbenign



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: rexsblues
and I guess your ransom would be...



No...

I want six hundred and sixty six trillion carrots and not one less...



Start digging...



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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Slaps knee, Guffaw, who can forget all the crisis caused by the uS everywhere?

Answer: Malignant Narcissists.

Fire and fury the likes have never been seen on earth. Guffaw, slap-guffaw... slap.



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