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Hello - I'm an alien! My name is Zit.
Here's 3 zogras, I'll have a pint of best please.
Everything starts with z on our planet cos we're aliens.
The best thing about being an alien is having two willies and the worst thing is having to keep stopping off in cornfields to empty both bladders.
I like your earth girls, they give me the horns. Nice bums. All the girls on planet Zthsormbviwojgfwxdippglvnyxmidvku look like Moira Stewart and they are perpetually miserable. They've got farty breath.
I wish I was a librarian in a big checked shirt like Rory Gallagher wore when he got bigger and his mate had to stamp on his head.
I met Buz today. I learnt many useful everyday phrases. Funbags! Oooh Matron! Oi oi saveloy! Soapy tit wank! # off you're #!
I wrote a poem, it goes like this...
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I'm going to sneeze, Achooo!
It's not very good is it?
But I'm only a fukkin alien.
originally posted by: CranialSponge
Very few people are familiar with some of the stuff I have in my music collections.
They may sort of, kind of remember the song on the radio from years ago but had no idea who the band was.
1910 Fruitgum Company: