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North Carolina: American Airlines Evacuated Due To Legendary Epic Fart

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posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 05:59 AM
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Lol! I was just browsing to see if this was posted before I put it up! Thanks for saving me 10 mins of my day!
Hilarious story!!! Now if the perpetrator would just come forward...
S&F




posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 06:09 AM
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You guys eat waaaay too much meat.

If I eat a lamb curry I have to be quarantined for a day or two.



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 06:14 AM
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a reply to: CJCrawley

Eating the whole lamb takes it to the next level ...
the curry is purely geocentric.

Can someone please open a window !!
edit on 17-7-2017 by Timely because: Temporarily overcome by fumes



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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a reply to: infolurker

Don't eat Taco Bell before flying please.

I guess he didn't have a chance to run for the border.



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 08:50 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Thanks man!



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: Bigburgh



Could not get that longer gif to load.. kudos to you.🤗



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko



I bet you it was the tiny little Asian woman that no one would suspect.


LMAO


You are probably right!

Here I am blinded by my maleness, assuming it was a guy when in fact, I shouldn't say this, but my wife has been known to send me fleeing from the bedroom during the wee hours of the morning.


Damn proud of 'my' woman!



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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American Airlines is saying the story is fake.

Clearly, they are trying to hide this successful test run of Weaponized Flatulence

edit on 17-7-2017 by AndyFromMichigan because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 17 2017 @ 05:27 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Finspiracy

Splinter terrorist group. . . . ANUSIS!


Yup that did it for me




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