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North Carolina: American Airlines Evacuated Due To Legendary Epic Fart

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posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:14 PM
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I think I know who farted. Most probably the same nasty SOB who sat next to me on my flight from Denver. What do you have to eat to blow a fart so big that it sickens an entire plane?

Slow news day....

wncn.com...




RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) — A person who “passed gas” on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.

The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport.

All the passengers were taken off the plane and after the incident was investigated it was determined that a passenger “passed gas,” the official said.

Authorities later said that the incident was a “medical call” and directed all questions to Wake County EMS.

RDU officials did not identify where the plane was from or its destination or what type of aircraft was involved.




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posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:18 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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Must have been related to me somehow



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:23 PM
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I've cleared a room but never a plane. Must've been one helluva a trouser cough.



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:25 PM
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I never forget my pre-flight snack of chili, deviled eggs, and raw broccoli florets.

It's a great immune system booster. Who knows what nasty things are floating around in a plane



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posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:26 PM
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It may be embarrassing, but how could you not claim that? I mean, clearing a whole plane? That's the stuff of legends!



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:27 PM
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Let it be known I was not on that plane.




posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:29 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
It may be embarrassing, but how could you not claim that? I mean, clearing a whole plane? That's the stuff of legends!


Embarrassing at first yes, but I am with you. If that were me, it would be a story I would proudly tell for the rest of my days.



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:32 PM
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Imagine the stories this guy will be able to tell!!!!


"Honey, remember that time I almost $h!t myself and cleared that plane?"

"Son, remember that time you pulled my finger?!?"

He should come out and CLAIM IT!


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EXACTLY, this guy is legend!
edit on 7 16 2017 by stosh64 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:35 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: infolurker

I never forget my pre-flight snack of chili, deviled eggs, and raw broccoli florets.

It's a great immune system booster. Who knows what nasty things are floating around in a plane





.............. and don't forget the brussel sprouts.



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:35 PM
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Be right out



Do not go in there




posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:35 PM
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a reply to: infolurker

Perhaps passengers should be screened with ultrasound, before boarding.
Then these human-boomers could be "de-gassed", before being unleashed in the confined little aluminum tube of the plane body.
Only one guy is happy about that event, because he now has an epic tale for his grandchildren.

If folks were smoking cigs and blunts on the plane, maybe no-one would have noticed?



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:38 PM
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What do you have to eat to blow a fart so big that it sickens an entire plane?

My favorite - burritos and re-fried beans
The smoke (gas) alarm goes ,the security company informs us of the presence of an unknown gas detected in significant amounts and requests us to leave the premise until it is cleared

Joking ?
Or not ?



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:43 PM
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Clear the plane!It's a sulfur attack!



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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I only have one question......Was this considered a terrorist incident?



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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originally posted by: Gothmog
a reply to: infolurker




What do you have to eat to blow a fart so big that it sickens an entire plane?

My favorite - burritos and re-fried beans
The smoke (gas) alarm goes ,the security company informs us of the presence of an unknown gas detected in significant amounts and requests us to leave the premise until it is cleared

Joking ?
Or not ?


Creamed beef, biscuits and gravy, SoS....whatever you want to call it does terrible things to my guts.

terrible terrible things



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:54 PM
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Smells...i mean sounds more like a shart of epic proportions.



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:54 PM
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If this had happened at 30,000 feet, would the plane have made an emergency landing at the closest airport?



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:57 PM
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a reply to: lonegurkha

Only if the guy had matches



posted on Jul, 16 2017 @ 05:58 PM
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originally posted by: Perfectenemy
a reply to: infolurker

Smells...i mean sounds more like a shart of epic proportions.



SHARTNADO





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