It has happened. The unthinkable. The nightmare has begun.

a reply to: kosmicjack

I eated a buffalo burger.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Get divorced.

I can't. She'll just hunt me down and shoot me.

Probably use a harpoon.

If you go on your diet it'll be easier for her to miss.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Mousygretchen
Let's hope she puts you on a variety of fruits and vegetables.

Why would she put him on fruits or vegetables? He would squash the hell out of them. Hell, his easy chair whimpers when he comes near it.

So put him on a bunch of grapes.

Then we'll have wine. (AND fruit).

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: kosmicjack

I eated a buffalo burger.

Thou shalt not eat the wife

(like that at least).

a reply to: DBCowboy

Unless it was bunless, wrapped in lettuce, with no fries...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: kosmicjack

I eated a buffalo burger.

Been to Ted's.
Ate the buffalo burger.

Less than memorable.

For God's sake man...that may have been your last chance for a decent meal for the the rest of your life...and you eat a stupid CNN 'Nothing Burger'?

Two words: Cheese Cake!

a reply to: IAMTAT

I did ask the bartender to change the tv to Fox.

a reply to: DBCowboy

We gather to mourn the passing of our friend and brother, DBCowboy. Though we still see his Earthly shell here with us today, his essence and manhood has clearly left us to go stand to the right of the Father in the great beyond.

We remember him on this National Freedom Fry Day with a side dish suitable for the man he once was, and the men the rest of us still are. We do this in the traditional manner, with bacon topped poutine...

and chicken fried moose steaks with half and half flour gravy.
(photo not available because my wife doesn't start dinner until I get home from work each night)

We salute you, fallen proud warrior.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

One of my chins is quivering in admiration.

originally posted by: kosmicjack
Oh - I'm gonna be your worst nightmare.

Don't you muscle in on my man or my job!

a reply to: burdman30ott6

It's truly awesome that the moderators have decided to kick a man while he's down.

It's like I rubbed off on all of you. I'm getting teary.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: burdman30ott6

One of my chins is quivering in admiration.

I hide my chins behind my beard. Since I haven't shaved in several years, my wife is none the wiser.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
It's like I rubbed off on all of you.

TMI friend, TMI.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

I got a thing for Captain 'Murica.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: burdman30ott6

One of my chins is quivering in admiration.

Breaking: Massive Tremor Hits Atlanta.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: burdman30ott6

I got a thing for Captain 'Murica.

It's the vibranium girdle, isn't it?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Damn you, this keyboard is less than a month old.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
It's the vibranium girdle, isn't it?

It's that obvious, huh?

He's my second favorite hero after DB, Supersizeman.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well, after he perishes due to malnutrition and starvation, his wife can pick up his crime fighting tasks under the identity of Blunderwoman.

I skipped second supper tonight and could feel my ribs.

Then I realized that I still had BBQ in one of my folds.