Just think what a 350 pound porker could clench between the cheeks

LAWRENCEVILLE, GA -- -- A police spokeswoman called it "unusual" that a 19-year-old almost smuggled a loaded pistol tucked between his buttocks into a county jail this week.
Clifton Alexander Carter was transported to the Gwinnett County Jail on Tuesday after a school resource office at Central Gwinnett High School recognized him as a suspect wanted in Barrow County. Upon searching him, officers say they found a loaded .25-caliber handgun hidden in the man's buttocks.
There was a bullet in the chamber, sheriff's spokeswoman Stacey Kelley said.
"I don't now how he was able to conceal the weapon in that area. It is very unusual," she said.
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