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The male brain

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posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 09:08 AM
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posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 01:13 PM
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I want to see what my brain looks like.



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 01:21 PM
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Fine! Just give me a moment to get my my axe.



PS Trust me! That would have been much funnier if I could type correctly.:bnghd:

[edit on 7-2-2005 by Jonna]



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 01:29 PM
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 01:47 PM
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Originally posted by Jonna
Fine! Just give me a moment to get my my axe.



PS Trust me! That would have been much funnier if I could type correctly.:bnghd:

[edit on 7-2-2005 by Jonna]

Lucky I just read it.



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 02:05 PM
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I can't edit my post so here's the picture once again




posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 02:07 PM
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Thats too funny. And so true.



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 02:12 PM
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And the female brain to go along with what elevated one said..... Nice joke btw..





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