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posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 05:02 PM
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Ask me a question and i Bengy might answer the question, if you are worthy!


p.s. heil Bengy!




posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 05:41 PM
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Why do you have the name of my five year old niece's dog ?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 05:42 PM
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Originally posted by Pisky
Why do you have the name of my five year old niece's dog ?


:shk: Not a good start for a new member. :shk:


LMAO



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:10 PM
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Well that question was pretty stupid.... why do humans crap??!?!?!?!
Answer to your question: Because my username is not my real name!




-Bengy



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by SpittinCobra

Originally posted by Pisky
Why do you have the name of my five year old niece's dog ?


:shk: Not a good start for a new member. :shk:LMAO


Hell, I thought his name was Bengay at first. Careful Pfizer doesn't sue you.



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:39 PM
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that was uncalled for!



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:45 PM
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Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:48 PM
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Hi Bengy!

My question is, is that an alien corpse in my trunk, or did I just find that ham we lost last Easter?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:49 PM
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Originally posted by Bengy
that was uncalled for!


What!?! You were offended by that? Seriously? No offence, but you might want to grow thicker skin or put half the board on ignore.



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:49 PM
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Why isn't my pizza done?

And for that matter, why won't the crust cook until the cheese is all crispy?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:53 PM
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Why doesn't junglejake share his pizza with me?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:54 PM
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Why does my hand smell like a stinky armpit?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:55 PM
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Why do I keep asking you questions?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:55 PM
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Will I remember this thread in 24 hours, or will it be like most where I reply then completely forget about the conversation?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 06:58 PM
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Why do people feel they need to make themselves known by making these "Ask Me" threads?

[edit on 2-6-2005 by dreamlandmafia]



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 07:09 PM
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Why did I put so much Lousiana Hot Sauce on this pizza?

Why didn't I listen to the lable which states "one drop is all it takes"?

Why haven't I gotten a glass of water yet?

Why am I still eating this pizza?

Whew, it's good but HOT



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by Jonna

Originally posted by SpittinCobra

Originally posted by Pisky
Why do you have the name of my five year old niece's dog ?


:shk: Not a good start for a new member. :shk:LMAO


Hell, I thought his name was Bengay at first. Careful Pfizer doesn't sue you.


LMAO

Too funny Jonna. Have to brake them in right.


[edit on 6-2-2005 by SpittinCobra]



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 07:45 PM
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Q: Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?
A: Because they are stupid

Q: is that an alien corpse in my trunk, or did I just find that ham we lost last Easter?
A: You found the ham that you lost

Q: Why isn't my pizza done?
A: Depends on conditions and how long it said to cook it on the box/plastic

Q: why won't the crust cook until the cheese is all crispy?
A: because

Q:Why doesn't junglejake share his pizza with me?
A: because its junglejake's pizza!

Q:Why does my hand smell like a stinky armpit?
A: I have no clue

Q: Why do I keep asking you questions?
A: because you want answers

Q:Will I remember this thread in 24 hours, or will it be like most where I reply then completely forget about the conversation?
A: beats me

Q:Why do people feel they need to make themselves known by making these "Ask Me" threads?
A: I do not know, i just started this because I wanna have a lil fun

Q:Why did I put so much Lousiana Hot Sauce on this pizza?
A: because you thought it would taste good

Q:Why didn't I listen to the lable which states "one drop is all it takes"?
A: because you were curious and thought you could handle it

Q:Why haven't I gotten a glass of water yet?
A: because i have no clue

Q:Why am I still eating this pizza?
A: because its tasty

Heil Bengy




-Bengy



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 08:00 PM
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Why do you have a problem with fried duck?

Why didn't you know my hand is in a cast so it stinks?

Why didn't you reply to that question with something more clever, like "because you're sticking it in your armpit and then smelling it" or "why are you smelling a stinky hand"?



posted on Feb, 6 2005 @ 08:06 PM
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are you a virgin?

do you smoke crack?

what makes you such an expert on pizza?

where did you get that avatar?

heil Bengay!!!




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