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How would you raise your alien baby?

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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:10 PM
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Just curious, suppose you found an alien baby how would you raise it.

Would you raise the baby as you were raised?

What political views would you teach it?

What religion would you raise your alien baby in?

So many questions to ask…by the way, the only gift your alien baby has, is that it can turn to any race at any given moment.

It eats whatever you feed it, it does whatever you say how would you raise this baby?

This thread goes into scenarios and small stories of impossibilities




posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: ImmortalLegend527

I would raise my alien baby on the spaceship it came in.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:16 PM
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a reply to: ImmortalLegend527

Anti gravity.

Earth bad, human's poisoned it and themselves avoid the bio-hazardous environment and small confined spaces especially elevators when fat flatulent guy's get into them.

Politics are bad and are for enslaved people's all people should be equal so share the consensus and perfect understanding of one another that your universal language/telepathy allow's and pity those species yet devoid of it because they can hardly communicate at all and even less understand one another clearly so end up becoming slave society's held down from there potential social evolution by elite's that exploit them and keep them down for there own short term interests.

God is the source of existence and can not be defined except by itself should it choose to do so (but I am a Christian so probably that)



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:17 PM
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a reply to: ImmortalLegend527

It can turn into any race at any moment? Doesn't need a disguise then... I'd raise it well. I'd teach it backflips and about stacking precious metals and generating wealth. I'd teach it how to shoot the AR-15 (once I knew it was on my team and responsible enough to use it).

I'd name it & feed it and teach it to become a bodybuilder (once I knew what kind of diet worked best for it's biological systems).

I'd teach it how to garden, grow and harvest various crops, and about various household chores. I'd teach it to get it's oil changed as is recommended every couple thousand miles, and I'd teach it to drive a stick shift.

Its name would be whatever he wanted it to be, I would honor its wishes. I would also want to teach it how to play poker and how to spar with me. And beer pong, fishing, hiking, and how break dance.



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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:20 PM
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Duh, send it away to boarding school, just like I would any other kid.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:21 PM
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Would you raise the baby as you were raised?


Yes they shall be cared for by the broodmother as I was.



What political views would you teach it?


Kill All Humans.



What religion would you raise your alien baby in?


Fanatical Purifier.



So many questions to ask…by the way, the only gift your alien baby has, is that it can turn to any race at any given moment.


Oh god I hope not human.



how would you raise this baby?


Eraser of Worlds.




posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:22 PM
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How to raise an alien baby

We were shown years ago this very question



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:36 PM
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a reply to: Zimnydran

Well comedy goes were serious questions wont' and American Dad come's to mind, Roger.


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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:39 PM
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originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: Zimnydran

Should have posted some family guy videos, roger as a baby etc.

"American Dad". Roger is on "American Dad".



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: Box of Rain

Yeah I noticed my slip up too late but have altered the original post, sorry, that murderous baby is not an alien, still same artists.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:43 PM
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originally posted by: ImmortalLegend527
Just curious, suppose you found an alien baby how would you raise it.


♫ ♪
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
♫ ♪



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:46 PM
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I'd call cps and hope that they find its parents since my clock totally stopped 10 years ago now ive only got 9 years left of a live in sentence....



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:51 PM
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To grow up to be a good little alien and get his or her green card.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:54 PM
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a reply to: ImmortalLegend527

I would totally sacrifice my alien baby to some make believe deity that I came up with that day.

It only seems appropriate.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 08:21 PM
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I would raise it on a farm.
and teach it to be a reporter!



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 08:24 PM
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a reply to: ImmortalLegend527

Id probably look to my cat for guidance.... and eat it...



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 08:31 PM
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I would just join a circus and raise him to make me mucho dinero $$$ .

"hurry hurry hurry!! Step right up!! $1 to see your very first alien encounter! Be the only one in your family that can say you survived a true alien experiece!!"

And then I would sell shirts for ten dollars that say
"I survived an alien encounter and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"

yea, but I would teach it to memorize the Bill of Rights, so I can claim the most Patriotic alien in Americaa.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 08:50 PM
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Make it get a degree in law or political science. It can become the first multi species and multicultural envoy to the United Nations and eventually head of the United Galaxies.

Or set up a cartel importing space coc aine. Whilst leading the CIA (Cocaine Importing Association). Hit hyperspeed, the king of the universe with no side effects or come down. Imported straight from the mean streets of Nibiru.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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I would raise it exactly the same as I raised the daughter I gave birth to -

Nurturing the alien baby with all my love, and raising it with firm but loving guidance as to proper behavior, caring for others, and respect for authority...

...I would teach that every 'person' (whether human or 'other') should be treated with kindness -

- and that people's differences should be seen as 'attributes of individuality' to be appreciated (rather than as 'foreignness' to be reviled)..

I would do my best to gain an understanding of fundamental differences between the 'alien' child's inherent psychological needs and adjust my parental style as best I could determine would achieve the goals above while honoring those inherent differentials..

And I would hope and pray that I would be successful in raising this 'alien' baby into an adult who would embody such a caring psychological balance between the 'human' and 'alien' psyches, that he/she/it would be able to stand as 'go between' and provide for understanding between humankind and the alien 'progenitors' of the child..



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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You're talking about Superman, right? His farming parents did a great job raising him; I would hope to do as well.



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