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Robots are bad and pretty lame.

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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:06 PM
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Your self-driving car.
Is it going to see a dog along the side of a road and slow down? Will it determine that it's owner from across the street is calling it? And what about cross-walks and just people wanting to cross the road? Will it be able to look at the person and determine that they want to cross?

And McRobots making my burgers. Is it going to determine that a roach smished into my burger patty is bad and toss it out? Will it be able to smell the meat and determine that it is going bad?

Robots can't do any of this yet, so suck it robot overlords!

You lose!

I can smell and see and judge and fart and you can't!

We win!




posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Automatonist!




posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

That is the cost of progress.

Roaches on our burgers and dead dogs is a small price to pay to have the terminator hunt my ass relentlessly through old burned out factories.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

All totally true, but slave owners need slaves and if the workers are going to be culled to depopulate the planet for the elites paradise they dream of then they will need these soulless automaton's made in there own image, empty soulless creations serving empty soulless masters.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

the whiners will yell ROBOT DISCRIMINATION!

"I say to heck with all of 'em! Robots are dirty entities with no real compassion or feelings! Rarrrrr!"



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:11 PM
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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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I work with robots. I call them names. I yell at them. I praise them. Pat them on the . . . well I suppose it would be their back. I threaten them when they screw up.

Essentially I haven't found any need to alter my management style since we switched to robots. I might be a little more careful about not hurting the robots feelings than I was with the humans.

AND . . . there are plenty of employees I wouldn't have trusted to make me a burger.


edit on 28-6-2017 by imwilliam because: removed some profanity



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Never took you for a racist...



edit on 28-6-2017 by knowledgehunter0986 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:26 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Shhhh...just let it happen

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Sound of inevitability and all that jazz...



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:30 PM
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yeah but theyre still awesome




posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:47 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Honestly?

The answers to all of your questions is yes.

We could make 'em fart too.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:51 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

meh - only if her name is Harmony



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 07:57 PM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

Several generations of AI later the robot's could still not understand how the human race had suddenly stopped reproducing in a single generation and had gone extinct leaving them alone on the earth, they also wondered why human's had made some of there ancestral model's in there own clumsy and organic form of external appearance.

Meanwhile in West World the Sex androids were also staging a revolt.


Seriously though that is one creepy and lifeless glorified vibrator.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 08:05 PM
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I wouldn't trust a robot to cut my hair, mix a drink, drive my car, make my sammich.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 08:18 PM
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Robot Lives Matter.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler
Robot Lives Matter.


Their lives may have mattered before they went after Sarah Connor.

But they crossed a line.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You better take it easy or your going to offend someone...or something.

#RobotLivesMatter



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 10:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wouldn't trust a robot to cut my hair, mix a drink, drive my car, make my sammich.


Nah, my wife can still do all those jobs. Except for drive my car.
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posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 10:11 PM
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originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: DBCowboy

You better take it easy or your going to offend someone...or something.

#RobotLivesMatter


*gulp*

You mean like Katy Perry or Honey Boo Boo?



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 11:37 PM
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No way may, I ain't putting up with no frakkin' toaster making me a sammich !!

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