[snipped]... you guys forgot about a little thing called "THE CONSPIRACIES!"
So I thought, for your Friday night enjoyment, a review.. of the NEW McDonalds Quarter Pounder® with Cheese... NOW FEATURING FRESH BEEF!!!
(more on that later)
With this new regime, my first observation is that the food is no longer fast. The waiting spots adjacent to the drive thru, built some years ago, are
now being put to good use. There must have been 3 or 4 cars waiting for a Quarter Pounder®.
"Could you please pull forward, we're cooking the beef".
My second observation... inside the newly branded "FRESH BEEF" cardboard box.. the burger came wrapped in a little wax paper! HOW FANCY! As I held the
burger in my hand, I thought, this looks great. It was hot. It was mildly juicy. It had great flavor.
Let's face it, McDonalds is derishush
The meat tasted fine... not incredibly different from the previous generation of Quarter Pounder®. The taste resembled that of another "non frozen
all fresh propagandized beef product" from a competitor who may or may not remind you of MOM.
So really... no complaints... I'm not sure it was MUCH better than the previous Quarter Pounder® that required no waiting but I applaud their efforts
to improve existing menu items rather than bloating the #$@# out of it with stuff no one wanted or asked for.
And yet... I sit here... digesting... and my brain is the one that starts churning.
...if the famed Quarter Pounder® now features fresh beef with no fillers, additives, or preservatives... what uh... what was in it before?
When it comes to our burgers, we mean business. 100% real beef patties that have no fillers, additives or preservatives are the foundation for every
Hamburger and Cheeseburger we proudly serve.
I expect results from you ATSers. Dig. Find out what they were serving us before. I'm the guinea pig, I did my job, I ate the friggin thing.
Anyway... hope you enjoyed this diversion... now back to your regularly scheduled boring ass political programming.
ps... has anyone ever had a Quarter Pounder® WITHOUT cheese? What... what would that be like?
edit on Fri Jun 16 2017 by DontTreadOnMe
because: off topic material removed