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They Live [CRE2017]

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posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

....I don't get it....


Hate flagging your short story entries. I think you may have a network of bound wimens supplementing flags!

However, if i didn't, it would be horrendously disingenuous.





posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 05:57 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

I have 12 moms.

Thanks though, glad you liked it.



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 06:10 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

Just the replies themselves deserve flagging (flinging). My youngest son loves the "poo in the face" jokes ( caught me giggling)although he is unsure about ATS now. I found it hard to explain to him the relationship between a fan and a face.

Ah well, my morning is made. Off to school for the young fella.







bally



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Okay but you don't want to know where it's been.



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Okay but you don't want to know where it's been.


Yes, and I sense the basis of a good a Creation story.



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 07:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

12 moms!

How do I explain that to my young bloke when he gets home from school this afternoon?

Closest I've come to is 3! Hard enough explaining ATS isn't about poo in a face that looks like a fan.....





kind regards,

bally



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 07:56 PM
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originally posted by: bally001
12 moms!

How do I explain that to my young bloke when he gets home from school this afternoon?


With visual aides. Those nudie playing cards always work well and shouldn't make it an overly uncomfortable conversation.



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 08:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lol.

Penguins and ostriches were my first thoughts but sure, Emus and Kiwis too.

So the answer is... sometimes? It depends?

Also I'd like a part 2.



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 08:14 PM
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a reply to: geezlouise

How about a write the intro to your art book?

It will be inane and totally irrelevant to the contents but I can include whomever you want...



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 08:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hmmm,,,after he chops the wood, gets the fire stoked, cleans the chainsaw, feeds the chickens, does his homework and helps with the dishes after dinner, I guess I may get him away from Warcraft, minecraft, shootem up games and stupid book. He may want to settle down to a game of cards.

I'll make sure his one and only mom is present.

Maybe I'll get lucky perhaps. (not likely).

But I take on board your mature suggestion. I'll ring my wife at work and ask her to stop by the "x" shop and buy a deck of the said cards. I know her immediate response. "WHAT?" "WHY?" "WHO"?" (Explains Augustus and ATS)

"WHA?"

"He has 12 mummies and recommends I use this technique to explain WHY there is poo in a face that resembles a fan to the young bloke."

Click....beeeep....beeeep....beep...bip.

But I'll give it a go mate.

my kind regards,

bally




posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 08:22 PM
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a reply to: bally001

You will never regret following any of my advice. Ever.



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 08:35 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Phone call made to said bride.

I'M in!!!!

Tonights the night!!!!

Thank you uncle. If ever I sit on your knee I'll rub your hump, wipe your drool and promise not to gaze into the eye that doesn't move.

Woohoo. Off to cut wood with a skip, smile and sharp saw.





bally



posted on Jun, 7 2017 @ 09:04 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Another happy customer.

Next!



posted on Jun, 8 2017 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

....I don't get it....


Hate flagging your short story entries. I think you may have a network of bound wimens supplementing flags!

However, if i didn't, it would be horrendously disingenuous.



That's how I usually feel. Imagine my excitement the other day when I saw this:


originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JinMI
I've not seen the reigning champs contribution yet.......


Most likely sitting this out. The two takes on the theme I liked have been done already.


I thought I might have a chance at picking the next topic. Then BAM!

Nicely done Augustus

edit on 8-6-2017 by FauxMulder because: ketchup monster



posted on Jun, 8 2017 @ 11:37 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

Right? Not to put too fine a point on it, but...

20 flags in ~36 hours.
Nuff said.

Sheesh!
edit on 6-8-2017 by PrairieShepherd because: Clarification.




posted on Jun, 8 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

Trolled again. Damn masons!



posted on Jun, 8 2017 @ 11:51 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
I thought I might have a chance at picking the next topic. Then BAM!

Nicely done Augustus


Thanks, man.

I really was intending on passing on this one. I wanted to do a pastiche on Stanislaw Lem's story about human creation but you beat me to that and DB grabbed the God-perspective. This one just kinda happened while I was sitting at the hotel room desk so I banged it out.



posted on Jun, 8 2017 @ 08:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would love that so much.



posted on Jun, 8 2017 @ 08:27 PM
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a reply to: geezlouise

Well, make some art then.



posted on Jun, 28 2017 @ 01:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Hysterical as usual.
Almost thought I stumbled into your 'idiots' thread but, there was only two talking so...

Two thumbs up!





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