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You never know how you appear to others...

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posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 06:51 PM
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Like the title says.. you just never know. Now some of you have seen my pics. Im a small. petite, attractive woman with (now) long black hair, tan skin, dont talk a lot ( figure thats the biggest reason my husband married me) and Im kinda just there. Im polite. I play sports. I cook and like flowers...

but there is a thing in me. UNFORTUNATELY sometimes it jumps out of me and blows my cover. Bad thing is that I sometimes dont even know it jumped out.

My husband has had some of his mil buddies staying here this past week. Ive known these guys ( a few) for several decades. They KNOW me.. and they were calling me Christopher. Har Har Har... whatever. I had no idea what the big joke was.. didnt care too much either. So by 8 days of this Christopher nonsense I finally asked WHY are you calling me Christopher?! Now I wish Id not have asked. The husband was laughing at me and said its funny but you reminded ***** of Christopher Walken when we were in Virginia. WTF.

Then they showed me this and dammit.. now I know. I dont know if Im more annoyed they talk about me behind my back or likened my personality to Walken. I mean I like him and all... but I dont want .. well.. I dont know what I want, just not to be like Walken! Ok.. Ill concede the inflection and maybe somewhat of the attitude.. but Im MUUUCH better looking, which should outweigh my crap attitude. But in my defense the cops DID have the wrong house and they WERE annoying my dog... then my dog annoys me and then I get annoyed.






Im just glad it wasnt the watch up his ass clip....




posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: Advantage

Don't feel too bad! My oldest kid's friends used to call me Janis- as in Janis Joplin- behind my back. Apparently they all considered me some kind of laid back hippie chick! lol!



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 06:58 PM
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im trying to make it funny in my head but im having a hard time cause i dont know you.

im trying to see a female with a little tone which is how he comes off in the vid but without knowing you i cant place it

sorry chris



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:01 PM
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a reply to: Advantage

Are there more of you somewhere because Im looking. Hahah

Its true though. Its sometimes tough to get a feel for how other people view you.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:01 PM
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a reply to: Advantage

Pics or it didn't happen.

By the way, being attributed to Walken in any way is a good thing.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:03 PM
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a reply to: Advantage

A good looking female Christopher Walken with his mannerisms and whatever else is alike?

Damn girl you sound hot!!!



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:06 PM
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Wear it as a badge of honor because they apparently respect you for that. Could be called worse, right?

You are one of the boys, that's how I see it.




posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:08 PM
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I forot who asked.. sure there are lots of them like me out there. Hang around psychiatric facilities.. they get day passes after a few yrs.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:11 PM
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originally posted by: Groot
Wear it as a badge of honor because they apparently respect you for that. Could be called worse, right?

You are one of the boys, that's how I see it.



No way... I do not want to be one of the boys. Then I cant make them mow the lawn or lift heavy stuff. Its all part of the mysteries of Woman..



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:12 PM
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Pineapple. I like it.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:12 PM
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posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:16 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

And to think I really used to like you. USED to..



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:19 PM
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You got a nickname from guys! That's a good thing.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:20 PM
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a reply to: Advantage

(read in the voice of Christopher Walken)


This. . . disturbs me ma'am. I find. . . that if. . . I ignore punctuation and stress . . . my words just right, I can imagine how you . . . . sound like.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:21 PM
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Could be worse.

I get called Deadpool by my wife and kids.

A couple friends compare me to Kirito from SAO (anime).

/shrug.. I don't see it. It's all in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.

Walken is a badass in many regards. I'd wear that as a badge.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:23 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

9/10




posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:23 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
You got a nickname from guys! That's a good thing.


Yeah, but it wasnt sugarbumps or sugartits, or whatever. I mean I may have been flattered. They MAY have not inspired me to spend quite some time plotting revenge... and nicknames. Nicknames Ill use on any and all mail thats sent to their home.. like xmas cards.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:24 PM
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Can I call you Beans?



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Advantage

(read in the voice of Christopher Walken)


This. . . disturbs me ma'am. I find. . . that if. . . I ignore punctuation and stress . . . my words just right, I can imagine how you . . . . sound like.


Ok,. Il admit I do that... and sometimes I voice the nonsense that I hear in my head which I should keep to myself... and I dont generally GAF... BUT I certainly DONT sound like Kermit.



posted on Jun, 5 2017 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: Cygnis
Could be worse.

I get called Deadpool by my wife and kids.

A couple friends compare me to Kirito from SAO (anime).

/shrug.. I don't see it. It's all in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.

Walken is a badass in many regards. I'd wear that as a badge.



So.. you wear red footie PJs??




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