posted on Jun, 3 2017 @ 05:55 PM
the beginning, I was bored. Really bored. I made cheese. But not a single wheel of brie or block of cheddar wanted to go to
war over Me.
Plus, the cheese got Me thirsty, so I made wine. I liked wine. Made a whole bunch of wine. Then I created a hangover.
Bad idea. But, it was made so I had to deal with it.
Then I made a nice yard. And grass. Then I had to mow the grass so I made a lawn mower. I’m already regretting the grass thing and it wasn’t
So I made Wednesday.
Then made some more days because I needed a break and thought Saturday would be a good day to hit the wine and see if I could get the cheese to have
even a minor squabble.
I quit early on with waterfalls. They looked nice but made Me want to pee a lot. So I had to come up with restrooms. And soap. And a comfy seat.
I’m already regretting waterfalls also.
So I decided on a population of creatures that would adore me since cheese was still a major disappointment. I decided to create them in My own image
but I didn’t know what I looked like. So I created them as what I felt I would look like.
Apparently I felt like I looked like a dinosaur. That worked out well but when I made asteroids, I really didn’t think things through and botched
things up for a while.
So I decided to stick with creatures with soft skin and no claws and tried to keep the asteroids at a minimum. That way, My creations couldn’t tear
each other apart. They wouldn’t be violent. Or mean or nasty.
Then I took a nap. I woke up later and frankly, was very disappointed in the whole lot.
I should have stuck with cheese. Good thing I had wine.
edit on 3-6-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)