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Calm down. Chill out. Relax.

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posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 03:52 PM
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Tell me who is going to be president of the US in 10 years.

Tell me the GDP of the EU in 10 years.

Tell me Chinas economy in 10 years.

Tell me of all the innovations that will be in place in 10 years.

Tell me what is going to happen, who will be in charge in all the nations o the world. . . . . in 10 years.

You can't.

No one can.

Yet everyone is so sure that Trump destroyed the whole planet 100 years from now.



Calm the # down. Have a drink. Relax. Get a foot massage. Smoke something.

You don't know, I don't know, no one knows what's going to happen. So say you do, either you are the greatest psychic in the world, or you're full of . . . . . . hubris.

The world is not ending.

M'kay?

Have a Snickers.

Wanna hug?

It'll be okay poppet. Promise.





posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Calm the # down. Have a drink. Relax. Get a foot massage. Smoke something.


Advice taken.

Working on a Goose Island Sofie and a Monte #2.

I just need you to come over and rub my tootsies.




edit on 2-6-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 03:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks, I needed this.




posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 03:56 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Tea Tree Oil is already in the car!




posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 03:57 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Tea Tree Oil is already in the car!



You have room in there with all the dead hookers?



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks cowboy.

I have been sitting in the corner holding my dog crying since yesterday.


You mean its ok to come out now? I was kind of getting used to being a victim.......



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Tea Tree Oil is already in the car!



You have room in there with all the dead hookers?


I always make room for massage oils and vodka.

I'm not a savage!



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm not a savage!


Not in public at least.

*bats eyelashes*



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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a reply to: stosh64

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.



Someone had to be the grown-up in the room. So I mugged the bastard.

Then decided to make this thread to distract from the sneak-release of a certain "video" of me and Lady Gaga.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Calm the # down. Have a drink. Relax. Get a foot massage. Smoke something.


Advice taken.

Working on a Goose Island Sofie and a Monte #2.

I just need you to come over and rub my tootsies.





Can I come over too?
You haven't brought out the box of hooker toes in like forever.

edit on 2-6-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:11 PM
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Apologies in advance for the Bill Nye segment at the beginning, but Whittle quickly segues into the real point -- climate changes and has always changed. With charts - and no singing vaginas.

So, we're all gonna die because it's going to change no matter what we do or don't do. It's a fact.
edit on 2-6-2017 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:12 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Can I come over too?
You haven't brought out the box of hooker toes in like forever.


Dude, there's like 1 people on this site that doesn't need an invite and you're one of them.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:22 PM
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Earth will be a dead planet, CO2 levels will sky-rocket to .04% and all life will be dead! DEAD!!! All the CO2 NOBODY CAN BREATH RIGHT NOW, IT'S CHOKING HILLARY SHE KEEPS COUGHING!!! AHHH!H!!!!

SAVE LADY GAGAS HOOHAAA!!




posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:30 PM
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Approve of message. Cheers



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:33 PM
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I'm all for remaining calm and and, yes, as for sitting in the corner holding my dog crying,...I've been there too (it was my wedding night)...but THIS scares the hell out of me.

I've given up paying for sex months ago.



Global Warming May Cause Women To Become Prostitutes, Says Rep. Barbara Lee

www.sciencetimes.com...



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:35 PM
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This is just contrived drama because the sex tape of Kathy Griffin and Michael Moore just came out.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
I am already chilled, sipping on a nice cold Molson Canadian. I just wish our PM would grow a set as well.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm all for remaining calm and and, yes, as for sitting in the corner holding my dog crying,...I've been there too (it was my wedding night)...but THIS scares the hell out of me.

I've given up paying for sex months ago.



Global Warming May Cause Women To Become Prostitutes, Says Rep. Barbara Lee

www.sciencetimes.com...


Rep Barbara Lee.....another anti-American Leftist fool.
According to her Wikipedia page, the only member of either house of Congress to vote against the authorization of use of force after 9-11.
It's hard to believe that she was in office until 2013 after that.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
This is just contrived drama because the sex tape of Kathy Griffin and Michael Moore just came out.


Well, I was perfectly calm ...

Now I am throwing up in my mouth.

That was an image I just didn't need.



posted on Jun, 2 2017 @ 04:52 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
This is just contrived drama because the sex tape of Kathy Griffin and Michael Moore just came out.


How many copies did you make? Sharing is Caring, you know.




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