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The Shed 16

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posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 02:35 AM
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

I want to know what everyone is doing out in those bushes. Well...maybe not.

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 02:53 AM
a reply to: Night Star

I can only speak for myself. I was just inspecting to make sure they offered enough privacy to the shed, enough habitat to the hedgehogs and er....making sure they were healthy and clean. Yes, that's it...! I was cleaning them too!

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 02:54 AM
a reply to: Night Star

Why aren't you off in the land of nod ??

Even Night Stars ( aren't they all ) need rest.

That is why you do not see them for 12 or so hours per day.

They do have a penchant for Shed supplied Pixiedust however ... no wonder they take 12hrs. !

Try counting androgenous nekkid avatars ! 😉
edit on 16-9-2017 by Timely because: I still hate bloody androids ... grrr.

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 03:02 AM
a reply to: Timely

Star is now going to the land of nod. Goodnight Nekkid Dave!

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 03:04 AM
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Suuuure. Uh huh. Step away from the bushes!

Oh...goodnight. Leaving now, For real.

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 03:39 AM
a reply to: Night Star

OK, OK.... Gordi Someone had told me that if I looked in the bushes on the stroke of midnight I would be able to see half-naked pixies mud-wrestling and toe-wrestling. I still can't see them. Ah well, at least the bushes are clean now.

edit on 16/9/17 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 04:33 AM
"OK guys, I think she believed me..."

"Alpha Team to Delta Control, bedroom light went out. Target finally went to bed. Moving into position."

"Delta Control to Alpha Team, check. Initiate Operation Rearrange Bushes And See If Suspect Notices Tomorrow immediately."
edit on 16/9/17 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo

edit on 16/9/17 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo2

edit on 16/9/17 by LightSpeedDriver because: Typo3

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 08:15 AM
Why do I get the blame for just about EVERYTHING?? LOL

You'll like this...

Neighbours complained about the NOISE when this guy was out of his house... they said that SOMEONE was playing Piano and Singing BADLY and REALLY LOUD!!! But he wasn't even HOME!!!!
So, he set up a camera to try and catch the culprit...


Absolutely BRILLIANT!
I can see this dude on the X-Factor soon!!!


posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 11:37 AM
Driver had a grin on his face. He held a finger to his lips to warn the others and set about his task.

First he removed all the coffee from the jar and left an IOU note from Pesky the pixie in its place.

Then he sprinkled all the edibles he could find with a generous but invisible layer of pixie dust leaving no tell-tale trails of dust behind him.

Then he rearranged all the dragon trees changing their positions and placings in an almost crop-circle like fashion and added a little UV paint to their leaves.

Contented, he sauntered back into the bar, drank a large cold beer and smiled. "Damn, one more thing...." He ran to the toilet, urinated profusely and deliberately left the seat up. "Job done!"

ETA: Gordi. It's a funny video indeed but I'd hate to be the neighbour! It just reinforces my love for cats too. Dogs can be so emotional and noisy sometimes. Now I won't say that a cat "playing the fiddle" is exactly dignified either but on the whole, I'll stick with cats.

edit on 16/9/17 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETA

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 12:19 PM
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Have to admit ... that was a cute video to watch . That dog was really into his tune 😂

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 12:33 PM
Night awoke and padded her way to the kitchen. When she grabbed the coffee jar, she noticed the slip pf paper with the IOU and rolls her eyes. "PESKY!!!!!!!!" She shouts. Feeling grumpy, she calls to the other pixies who actually like to serve the denizens of the shed and begs them to get some coffee before she does or says anything she may regret.

Pesky flutters onto the counter top, hands on her tiny hips and scowling. "I can't believe you fell for that Night!" She shakes her head. "Sometimes, I swear you're human! I was fast asleep in the double peony in the vase by the bedside, all snuggled in its velvety soft petals until you started shouting." Night by this time was sitting at the table with her chin in the palms of her hand with her eyes half closed. She figured she might as well go pee while she was waiting. Seeing the toilet seat up she got even crankier. "MEN!" she mumbled half asleep.

Of course the first person she thought to blame was Gordi, I mean, Gordi was blamed for almost everything because ...well, he's Gordi. Then she thought of the new comer Driver. She always sensed the mischief in that one. She padded her way back to the kitchen and peered out the window. It was a lovely warm, sunny day but the trees...what was up with the trees, she wondered. Thinking she was still half in dreamland, she waited for her coffee.

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 12:40 PM
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

It was a tall black robed creature.
At first glance one could mistake it for a man.
But this was no man.
The black hood it wore covered its face down to were a nose should be.
In the place were a nose should of been were two flapping holes of rotting white flesh.
A wide lip-less slit was its mouth with large and wide pointed teeth forming a ghastly grin.

The thing raised and arm and a rotting white flesh and bone hand appeared and pointed towards Troll, Gordi, Pudge and Mixie.

Troll did not hesitate and charged the creature.
But when he was almost in reach of the thing, it reached up and with a bone exposed finger simply touched Troll on the head.

The effect was electric on Trolls brain.
He staggered then fell backwards to the ground.
His eyes still open wide.

The malevolent thing walked towards Troll with the obvious intent of finishing him off.
The being looked down at Troll, and then his vision was blocked by the sight of Gordi sword coming out from the creatures chest.

Gordi tried to pull his sword out from the back of the thing but it was stuck.
The raging being was angry and spun around to finish off the big Scott.
But as it turned the axe of Pudge came crashing down shattering its already rotten skull.

The creature fell to the ground.
It looked dead but then again who was to say that it was truly alive.

Gordi, Pudge and Mixie ran over to Troll.
Light of awareness had begun to return to Trolls eyes.
It looked like Troll was recovering.

Then something unexpected happened.
Troll sat up and spoke.
What he said surprised the trio standing there.

"I find it ironic." said Troll.
"The land of Accasia is a destination for so many individuals seeking retreat from the conflicts and accentuating stress of daily interactions that besige ones participation in life.
And yet here we find almost constant battle and war, with creatures of indescribable evil,
that seem to materialize in an unending stream,
bringing danger and destruction upon the very souls seeking peace.
It is a wonder that anyone would ever venture beyond the protective doors of the Shed into this world of possible violent death."

Then whatever effect that the evil being had placed on Troll's brain suddenly faded away like a vapor.
Troll stood up.
He had a slightly embarrassed look on his face.

"Troll mean to say...lot's of things to fight and smash. It is good!"

edit on 16-9-2017 by Errollorre because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 12:41 PM
Gordi, that video was great! I have seen some really funny animal vids. I just adore animals. I'm with Driver though and prefer to own cats. I'm too lazy to own a dog. A cat is so much easier to care for and cheaper too. There are certain breeds of dogs though that really tug at my heart strings.

Hello Sheye!

Oh let me see if I can find one of my favorite dog and music vids. This one cracks me up every time! The other dog looks at him like he's thinking Dude, what is your problem? I don't know you! LOL

edit on 16-9-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 12:49 PM
a reply to: Errollorre

Tom, that was great! Funny to see Troll being intelligent momentarily. LOL

I have to make a story entry. Need more coffee and some music first. How are things?

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 01:20 PM
When the Elf had run into the forest, it was because she and Lucid were out numbered and she feared for their safety. She needed time to think. She should have known that the young warrior wouldn't back down. Impressed by his stealth and agility, his bravery and fierce determination, she still worried. She knew she couldn't let him face the malevolent beings alone.

It was then that she heard Gordi calling to her and she sighed with relief. When she stepped out from the tree, she could see him and also her old friend Troll and there was an unfamiliar dwarf and pixie with them. There would be plenty of time for introductions but now was not the time. With sword in hand she ran out to where the action was. Together, her companions were a force of strength and power. Her protective spell was waning so they only had each other to rely on until she could gather her magical power again if needed. Besides the strange creatures and hooded figure, there was still trouble ahead.

Accasia was usually a place of peace and sanctuary against the world, sacred and cherished by many. As with any realm, there would always be evil forces at play and would need the protection of the light warriors to guard them. The sky darkened, filled with bolts of flashing light. Between the darkness and purple mist, it set an eerie scene. In the distance she could see Storm and he brought other dragons with him. She spotted Wolf and Hugo the winged wildcat and Pesky riding upon his back. Even Jojopo the goblin was in sight.

Nothing would stand in their way. With her Shed friends and companions by her side, she felt her pride swell.

edit on 16-9-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 01:42 PM
a reply to: Night Star

A great entry Night.
But I have a question.
What the heck am I doing there?

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 01:55 PM
a reply to: Errollorre

OH, did I screw up? Are you out in the field? I can edit. LOL

ETA I edited to say she sensed you and Troll. She is out in the field.

If I still screwed up, you'd better hurry in here before I can't edit anymore. LOL
edit on 16-9-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 02:47 PM
Well I'm surprise because up until now not only have I (Tom) not appeared in the story, but Tom has never been in Accasia.
At least not as Tom.
Now Errollorre has had many adventures.
But he's not in this one either. LOL

Well if you don't change it I'll have Tom fight off more beasts by singing karaoke.

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 02:55 PM
a reply to: Errollorre

I'm laughing here at myself. Face palm! I must have a short attention span. No, it's old age. No, it's the meds! It wasn't me, honest! I am so sorry Tom. You were writing the story and my mind always connects you and Troll together. If you want to sing though, that's cool. LOL

posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 02:57 PM
a reply to: Errollorre

PS: I fixed it...the story.

PSS: Gordi is in the story right? LOL
edit on 16-9-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)

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