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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer
Gordi, do you or the boys have a wookie sporran? LOL
originally posted by: WalkInSilence
"...I'd never give a LADY a grand bantering... SO HERE GOES..."
(Said in my best interpretation of a posh, upper wanna be, middle class British)
What a shame, this is rather disappointing, you know. Humor me, it can't be that complicated. Polite conversations gets so very boring and tedious. Now be a good boy.
"Womens faults are many, but Men have only two....
Everything we say, and everything we do!"
Now this is the fruit of true self knowledge, you are either a savant or Chrissy has imbued you with wisdom. The latter I assume.
A little tit bit to confirm the above.
Well a Gentleman has no need of a request, he has been groomed to fulfill our slightest request.
You are of course a most valiant Gentleman of that I have no doubt, but......
......that.... Night didn't know how to reduce an image filesize... that she might need more detailed instruction on how to do so than would be required by a more "experienced" lady like yourself.
Beside your expert effort, that I still can't comprehend. What do you mean by "experienced lady"? It doesn't sound right.
(PS - What's a "Manual"?? )
A Man-uel is for men, a Fem-uel is for Ladies.
That meager set of instructions doesn't work at all for me... let the Games Begin! LOL
See, my point exactly. I bet it was a man who came up with the microwave oven so we could be seduced to have one more contraption on the counter top.
You have made your selves indispensable by making every thing complicated. Jeez that felt good. You too?
If you think ANYONE has power over our resident Elf.... we are all in serious trouble!!!
Sir. You aren't fooling us. We are too perceptive. You could lead any one to an entrance engulfed in flames and calmly say:" Just come along, it is a tad warm but you will get used to it"
@nightstar - I have a solution.... any images that you'd like to reduce in size.... Send them to WIS!
Ah Ha you are renouncing responsibility. I see your scheme. If she sends them to me my system will lock down and you will be rid of me.
But the noble warrior she is she would never betray me like that. Would you Night?