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The person who invented the 'knock knock' joke?

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posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:23 PM
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Should win no-bell prize....

*bows* thank you!thank you! I'm here all week,




posted on May, 30 2017 @ 12:22 AM
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a reply to: TheFatedOutsider

Soviet version:

K-nockingk and k-nockingk.
Who is being there?
Putin.
Putin: who is that why?

Putin is strong and hairy, and he make has been eating doorbell. (ha-ha!), ( Is joke).



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 12:34 AM
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In french now (Québec version):

cogne cogne

ouin, c'est qui?

C'est la coupe Stanley pour le CH.

Ils l'ont-tu gagné au centre Bell???

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(French international version)

frappe frappe

Denise, daigneriez-vous vous enquérir de la porte; on a sonné, dis-je.

M'sieur Gaston, v'là l'facteur avec une une fleur pour Madame.

Et c'en est une belle!
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edit on 30-5-2017 by NowanKenubi because: juste passque



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 12:55 AM
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originally posted by: NowanKenubi
In french now (Québec version):

cogne cogne

ouin, c'est qui?

C'est la coupe Stanley pour le CH.

Ils l'ont-tu gagné au centre Bell???

---------------------------------------

(French international version)

frappe frappe

Denise, daigneriez-vous vous enquérir de la porte; on a sonné, dis-je.

M'sieur Gaston, v'là l'facteur avec une une fleur pour Madame.

Et c'en est une belle!


Merci
edit on 30 5 2017 by TheFatedOutsider because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 03:55 AM
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Knock-knock...



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 04:08 AM
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a reply to: TheFatedOutsider
The invention of the knock-knock joke had to be done
a) After the invention of doors
b) After the invention of surnames (because the question would make no sense without them)
c) Either as a double act on stage, or as a written joke. Because both people in the dialogue need to have learned how the joke works. If the first inventor of the joke went up to another person and said "Knock knock", he would just get a blank look.



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 04:18 PM
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it was invented by 5 year olds



posted on May, 30 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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originally posted by: verschickter
Knock-knock...


Who's there?



posted on May, 31 2017 @ 05:06 AM
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a reply to: Nothin
-no answer




posted on May, 31 2017 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: verschickter
a reply to: Nothin
-no answer



Cue the spooky Twilight-Zone music.

Nothing



posted on Jun, 3 2017 @ 04:34 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?



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