ATS game..hmmm

Plays the Nancy Pelosi card. Everyone has to play their cards in alphabetical order on the next turn.

originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
Plays the Nancy Pelosi card. Everyone has to play their cards in alphabetical order on the next turn.

*rolls the dice*

*pulls the "You've been triggered" card*

*automatically goes to the kitchen and starts making sammiches*

Hey!!!

a reply to: jacygirl

*uses Illuminati Handler card*

*invades your safe space*

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

*uses Illuminati Handler card*

*invades your safe space*

*sigh*

Again?
Just don't knock my tinfoil hat off this time, the microwave oven is listening.

a reply to: jacygirl

If everyone on this site played it would be like Tragic the Gathering.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

If everyone on this site played it would be like Tragic the Gathering.

As in "A term of negative repute for a game that truly is worth playing"?

I dunno...I thought it was worth playing and got stuck making stupid sammiches.

originally posted by: jacygirl
As in "A term of negative repute for a game that truly is worth playing"?

I dunno...I thought it was worth playing and got stuck making stupid sammiches.

No, more like a Mongolian Cluster Fornication of paranoia.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
As in "A term of negative repute for a game that truly is worth playing"?

I dunno...I thought it was worth playing and got stuck making stupid sammiches.

No, more like a Mongolian Cluster Fornication of paranoia.

I like it, it's catchy.

Why Mongolian? Is there a soundtrack of chanting monks?

a reply to: jacygirl

You'd have to ask George Carlin on that one.

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: baddmove

No ATS board game would be complete without ....

Is there a "I'm not saying it's aliens, ..., but it must be aliens" card?

originally posted by: stormcell
Is there a "I'm not saying it's aliens, ..., but it must be aliens" card?

Yeah, it's right before the 'This Rock on Mars Looks Like a Skull' card.

AHHHH

You all are crackin' me up..

well played!

There's an ATS book too... Read it years ago

originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
Plays the Nancy Pelosi card. Everyone has to play their cards in alphabetical order on the next turn.

Also, as its second effect this card may not be countered..You don't have time to read it..Its literally that important..



Respectfully,
~meathead

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

If everyone on this site played it would be like Tragic the Gathering.

Congratulations Auggie!!

You won today's interwebz!

Feel free to light up a hand rolled cuban., pour a few fingers of small batch, and force that poor soul locked in your basement to put the lotion on its skin...



Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: mysterioustranger

When you google "ATS" you get Cadillacs.

a reply to: intrptr

HAAAAA! That would be my dream car. ATS 300/Red w/Gold trim and rims...!
Thanks for that Cap't!