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Damn You Canada

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posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

lol, oops! No but she is reality tv and she is worse than Beebs.

imo.




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Look at the bright side. At least you don't live in East Orange.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:33 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sheye
Hopefully he doesn't know where you live OP


I'm within rock throwing distance so I'm sure he'll figure it out shortly.


Not if one of your rocks gives him brain damage...Strike That...

Not if one of your rocks gives him MORE brain damage.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:34 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

On behalf of all Canadians, and also being your one of your brothers, I apologize Augustus, I honestly apologize to you and everyone in your neighbourhood.

There's nothing, not a god damn thing, I can say to make this better, but we are all very sorry.

With a little luck, he will trip while out on a jog and knock his 2 front teeth out.

Please say hello to Whoopi for me.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:34 AM
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a reply to: zosimov

I'm willing to take that gamble.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:34 AM
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originally posted by: dfnj2015
Look at the bright side. At least you don't live in East Orange.


I may move there. It's probably going to be quieter.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:35 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not if one of your rocks gives him brain damage...Strike That...

Not if one of your rocks gives him MORE brain damage.


Finally, a positive comment.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:36 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL!!!

Okay here's one for you-- Whole cast of Jersey Shore -or- Beibezelbub?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:36 AM
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originally posted by: Macenroe82
On behalf of all Canadians, and also being your one of your brothers, I apologize Augustus, I honestly apologize to you and everyone in your neighbourhood.

There's nothing, not a god damn thing, I can say to make this better, but we are all very sorry.

With a little luck, he will trip while out on a jog and knock his 2 front teeth out.

Please say hello to Whoopi for me.


Thank you Canadian person, you are a credit to your race.

When I see the Whoopi at the Whole Paycheck I will say, 'Yo'.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:37 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
LOL!!!

Okay here's one for you-- Whole cast of Jersey Shore -or- Beibezelbub?


Jersey Shore. They would all be tanning most of the day and not bother me.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:39 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

YOUR professional hockey league? I think you now have your answer



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 11:40 AM
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originally posted by: discordantone
YOUR professional hockey league? I think you now have your answer


Yeah. We invented the sport. Along with curling and arguing over which type of snow machine brand is better.

Jeezus.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think you have missed the most obvious solution!

Why don't you move to Canada? 🌈



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
I think you have missed the most obvious solution!

Why don't you move to Canada? 🌈


Hmmmm, perpetual winter, pothole afflicted byways, whale blubber as your three squares a day and a high probability that you will get eaten by a polar bear versus Biebelzebub?

Canada sounds amazing!



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lol!

Okay then, maybe try Australia? Canada's better looking sister?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:20 PM
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originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
Lol!

Okay then, maybe try Australia? Canada's better looking sister?


Venomous spiders, venomous snakes, venomous marsupials and a high probability of being eaten by a croc versus Biebelzebub?

Australia sounds even more amazinger than Canadaland!



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not to mention those countries have actual immigration laws.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:26 PM
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Have Zazz round up our witches and curse the cheeky lil bugger.

Sheeze...Do I have to think of everything?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:27 PM
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originally posted by: underpass61
Not to mention those countries have actual immigration laws.


Yup and we let in known terrorists like Biebelzebub.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:27 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Why Canada? Why? What the eff did we do to you that you would send this weasel bastard here to our lovely town?



that's why ?

Some suggestions for you....
wowtravel.me...


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