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posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: underpass61
Man up and take one for the team!


That's just too much to ask.




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: Lagomorphe

I meant Shatner.

Away with your rotten videos!!!!



My apologies, I hope this makes up for the last video? :



Buwhahahaha...

Warmest

Lags
edit on 29-5-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sheye
Ok ... we' ve arranged for him to move... dog with flatulance problems will be shipped your way shortly 😏


Where are you going to ship Biebelzebub off to?


Thats top secret info .. not even CIA will know 😜

You won't like the dog any better though... real mean and the nastiest smelling farts 😏



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Augustus, your dropping to a deep dark space. There's only one thing for it.
Sing with me August, sing

"When you walk through a storm hold your head up high"
Sing man , sing, in fact everyone sing for Augustus.
"And don't be afraid of the dark"
Etc. etc. etc.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Holy sh1t!

(It took me 20 minutes to type that!)
edit on 29-5-2017 by OwenandNoelle because: Goddamn immigrants...edited to retain my aloofness and James dean like cool



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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originally posted by: Sheye
Thats top secret info .. not even CIA will know 😜


Uh, hold on, let me call the office.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:55 AM
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originally posted by: crayzeed
Augustus, your dropping to a deep dark space. There's only one thing for it.
Sing with me August, sing

"When you walk through a storm hold your head up high"
Sing man , sing, in fact everyone sing for Augustus.
"And don't be afraid of the dark"
Etc. etc. etc.


Oh my God. That is music to slit my wrists by.


Keep singing.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
Holy sh1t! So hot!

(It took me 20 minutes to type that!)


Sorry. But I have it worse at the moment.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sheye
Thats top secret info .. not even CIA will know 😜


Uh, hold on, let me call the office.


Haha .. aren't you on disciplinary leave ? Jk..

We have people watching your people watch our people 😜



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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You really should've spoken out earlier.
...Before Whoopie moved into your neighborhood.

Best to just nuke the town from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:58 AM
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Plot twist: beiber is now the most talented artist living in America.

Fact: you mad.

I know that sounds blasphemous, but the truth will heal you.

*Splashes holy water on Mason*



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:58 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Oh, all right then
"Can I play with madness"
Is that better?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: Sheye

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

I would rather inhale your dogs smelly farts then have Justin Squid Lips Bieber become my neighbor.



Ok ... we' ve arranged for him to move... dog with flatulance problems will be shipped your way shortly 😏


"Dog with flatulance problems" is the name of Beiber's new album.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: Sheye
Haha .. aren't you on disciplinary leave ? Jk..


Constantly.




edit on 29-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I β™₯ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You really should've spoken out earlier.
...Before Whoopie moved into your neighborhood.

Best to just nuke the town from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.


Can I infect them with some Xenomorphs first?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:02 AM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
Plot twist: beiber is now the most talented artist living in America.


More than Billy Joel?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:03 AM
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My favorite beiber song. He's not made of steel, he's only human.

Enjoy his greatness.




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:08 AM
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Apparently Justin has been seen buying a carton of eggs .. 😏

Hopefully he doesn't know where you live OP

Said he had one last thing to do before getting out. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:09 AM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
...he's only human.


No he isn't. He's half human, half demon and half sea slug.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: Sheye
Hopefully he doesn't know where you live OP


I'm within rock throwing distance so I'm sure he'll figure it out shortly.



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