Damn You Canada

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Bloody hell, I didn't think young Justinian had so many middle names. His father must have been drunk when he registered him.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

I would rather inhale your dogs smelly farts then have Justin Squid Lips Bieber become my neighbor.

originally posted by: crayzeed
Bloody hell, I didn't think young Justinian had so many middle names. His father must have been drunk when he registered him.

I'm not sure what Beelzebub drank prior to naming him.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

I would rather inhale your dogs smelly farts then have Justin Squid Lips Bieber become my neighbor.

U2U me your personal address, 2 months supply of smelly dog farts (with maybe a little extra shart too) kept under a jar on the way to you postage paid.

Enjoy.

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
U2U me your personal address...

Ask DB, I'm moving to Portland with him.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
U2U me your personal address...

Ask DB, I'm moving to Portland with him.

He has just sent it to me along with your old address...

Am sending today by UPS express so you should get (sh)it before you move out...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I do sympathise with you about Bieber but I must protest... I'll never part with my Shatner album. Its soooooo awesome I almost can't believe its true.

Oh, and if you're listening Canada, seeing as you infected the UK with Biebermania...

I demand you return Richie Hawtin!!!

originally posted by: Tulpa
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I do sympathise with you about Bieber but I must protest... I'll never part with my Shatner album. Its soooooo awesome I almost can't believe its true.

Oh, and if you're listening Canada, seeing as you infected the UK with Biebermania...

I demand you return Richie Hawtin!!!

Talking about SHATner... or was that shart that I wrote earlier on?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

you implying that I will need illicit narcotics to cope with this horrific development?

I'm guessing Bieber might have some good connections there.......

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Many thanks. I shall huff deeply of that intoxicating preparation.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
My, my, my, this has been the most rantiest rant I've read in ages and it still goes on. The one who you mention(who I will not name) cannot realize what strife he is causing in the world.
Try and communicate with him and try to teach him the error of his ways and he might, I say might, move away.

originally posted by: Tulpa
I do sympathise with you about Bieber but I must protest... I'll never part with my Shatner album. Its soooooo awesome I almost can't believe its true.

One of the greatest Howard Stern bits is Shatner singing Howard's awful music he wrote as a teen.

originally posted by: snowspirit
I'm guessing Bieber might have some good connections there.......

I would prefer to connect his head to my Louisville Slugger.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Many thanks. I shall huff deeply of that intoxicating preparation.

I enclosed a signed photo of the Bieb when he came over to Cannes for his last nude Unicorn photo shoot too.

If you need blue tack to stick it up above your bed it is still not to late for me to add to the parcel?

What about ice skating with hockey sticks, what's up with that

originally posted by: crayzeed
Try and communicate with him and try to teach him the error of his ways and he might, I say might, move away.

Is to considered 'communication' if I walk my dogs over to his house and let them crap on his lawn?

originally posted by: verschickter
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now should we blame genetics, the dumb name (beever) or the parents? I´ll go for a mix between 2) and 3).

Btw, my last name is also funny so I can say that.

His dad:

Does that answer your question?

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Your kindness knows no limits.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Your kindness knows no limits.

"Blushes"

Thank you for the flattery, I really don't deserve it...

originally posted by: zosimov
His dad:

Wrong!