Damn You Canada

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Could be worse, you could have DBCowboy move in next door.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
That is some nasty artillery you have there!

I say America needs to unleash this weapon. The world will understand.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
Could be worse, you could have DBCowboy move in next door.

I would take him living in my basement over this situation.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

You people are so funny!

But you must take heed, because it's sh1t like this --- that starts wars!


You might not realize this, because of your public education system but:

There's only one country that has burned down your White House and lived to tell about it...and lol, only country that you've invaded that still retains some semblance of autonomy. And that is "Oh Canada, the best country in the world..."


So yeah, I'm not afraid to declare war if this unspeakable outrage does not desist!

originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
You people are so funny!

But you must take heed, because it's sh1t like this --- that starts wars!


You might not realize this, because of your public education system but:

Pssst! The Rabbit is from the UK and lives in France.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
That is some nasty artillery you have there!

I say America needs to unleash this weapon. The world will understand.

Erm... didn't Colin Powell wave some powdery stuff around in front of a load of people once and say somthing similar?

Or what is the other way around when it came to WMD?

A vial of Kim buttock powder... Blummin scary thought...

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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
You people are so funny!

But you must take heed, because it's sh1t like this --- that starts wars!


You might not realize this, because of your public education system but:

Pssst! The Rabbit is from the UK and lives in France.

And I burrow deep... VERY DEEP... buwhahahahahahaha....

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Erm... didn't Colin Powell wave some powdery stuff around in front of a load of people once and say somthing similar?

This kid truly is the WMD of Canada. And people judge us for nuking the Japanese.

because of your public education system but:

Yerrmmm.... oim as thick as two short plarrrnks oi armmmm....

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Erm... didn't Colin Powell wave some powdery stuff around in front of a load of people once and say somthing similar?

This kid truly is the WMD of Canada. And people judge us for nuking the Japanese.

Yea... some people are just plain down right petty and don't understand the importance of history...

I actually think that you guys are going to secretly clone him and knack NoKos heads in with a flotilla of Bieberclones..

The Blitzbieber...

As an amateur historian, I think I can shed some light on the subject of Canada and Beiber.



Justin Beiber (shown above) was created in Canada in the early 1900's as an experimental weapon against the United States.

Locked in stasis for decades, he was accidently thawed out when his chamber was confused with a large block of road tar used to create potholes. Potholes are the number 1 export of Canada.

Several attempts were made to silence him and end his existence but there was confusion with the orders and someone forgot to add a "u" to the memo.

Hiding out at "Tim Hortons" locations across the country, he managed to sneak across the "bourdeur" in a minivan driven by Cheryl Teigs disguised as a mole on the back of one of her thighs.

The rest, sadly, is history.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Yea... some people are just plain down right petty and don't understand the importance of history...

So true, I bet most people don't even realize that when we liberated Canada from the Germans during World War II we didn't even send them a bill. Ingrates.

I actually think that you guys are going to secretly clone him and knack NoKos heads in with a flotilla of Bieberclones..

The Blitzbieber...

That seems like overkill. I like it.

a reply to: DBCowboy

At least he is nout mouving to Pourtland. You gout ouff lucky.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Mikehawk
Bieber is twice your size and gets more lady play than you could ever dream of so I see a lot of jealousy emanating from you bro.

Bieber could kick your azz js.

The way that he kept glancing at me and batting his eyes I think he actually wanted to do something else to me.

That was probably just his drug induced paranoia.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We have our own problems.

It might rain this week.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Yea... some people are just plain down right petty and don't understand the importance of history...

So true, I bet most people don't even realize that when we liberated Canada from the Germans during World War II we didn't even send them a bill. Ingrates.

I actually think that you guys are going to secretly clone him and knack NoKos heads in with a flotilla of Bieberclones..

The Blitzbieber...

That seems like overkill. I like it.

Something is wrong here...

At the very moment I read your last post my Belgium Malinois shep let out a rather loud and pungent fart...

ETA : And someone has stolen my gimp mask so I am doomed to Dog boffs and Bieberbombs...

I'm sure it's a sign!

originally posted by: Illumimasontruth
That was probably just his drug induced paranoia.

I feel much relived. Hopefully he drove after that.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We have our own problems.

It might rain this week.

I would take your monsoon-like weather and perpetually replicating hipsters any day of the week.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
... a rather loud and pungent fart...

We call that Beebing.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
... a rather loud and pungent fart...

We call that Beebing.

You folks have a definate issue, here is the definition of Beeb :

beeb

used like babe, but actually a cute nickname for someone you like/love.
hey beeb.
love youuu beeb.
#beebs #beeeb #babe #nickname #petname

www.urbandictionary.com...

I call it a smelly dog fart... (and no... it's not dogging... that is for another thread... Erm... maybe...)

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