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Damn You Canada

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posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
WHAT????
I gave her that for her birthday!!!!!


You do give the best gifts.


Thanks. It's nice to know SOMEONE appreciates the efforts I make.

And to think I spent months going through the hair trap in her bathtub drain to make that for her.




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
And to think I spent months going through the hair trap in her bathtub drain to make that for her.


It must have looked like an unshorn llama fell in there.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
And to think I spent months going through the hair trap in her bathtub drain to make that for her.


It must have looked like an unshorn llama fell in there.


Great...now, I'm getting aroused.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I can fix that!





posted on May, 29 2017 @ 02:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I can fix that!




Thank you.
You're a true friend.
Guess who'll be getting a pair of hand-knitted, nose hair socks for his birthday.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 02:09 PM
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I tried very hard to read the OP's rants and couldn't get past all
the bad language he used.I don't know what set him off and I do
hope he gets over it soon.
I like Canadian Whiskey!



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: NowanKenubi
I have mixed feelings of joy and sadness now.
...


I'm vacillating between homicidal rage and just plain old murderous intent.


Correct me if I am wrong,but aren't these common feelings for you?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 02:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would say that she was being very smart for not wanting to wear them again.Not only were they stretched
out of shape they had a strange odor to them.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 02:21 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would say that she was being very smart for not wanting to wear them again.Not only were they stretched
out of shape they had a strange odor to them.


You've never heard the expression 'Farting Through Silk'?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 02:31 PM
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originally posted by: 4N0M4LY
Not to be rude of any sort but every Canadian I have ever met in my entire life has been nothing short of them having an asshole attitude. I don't know what I did or what it is in general but every Canadian I meet I want to knock him the 'eff' out for being a sniveling little prick with the "I'm better than you attitude."

Justin Bieber included.

Funny, that's exactly how we feel about you loud-mouth asshats.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Great...now, I'm getting aroused.


Such a rare occurrence.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Correct me if I am wrong,but aren't these common feelings for you?


It's actually just one feeling and the answer is yes.




edit on 29-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: Jefferton
Funny, that's exactly how we feel about you loud-mouth asshats.


What I wanted to happen is happening, Canadians and Americans will go to war over this issue.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:24 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

But aren´t Canadians Americans? You mean US-Americans don´t you. Smart-ass-mode off.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:28 PM
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originally posted by: verschickter
But aren´t Canadians Americans? You mean US-Americans don´t you. Smart-ass-mode off.


That's some thing you Europeans do, refer to everyone that lives here as 'Americans'. I mean, at some point we will most likely have to invade over this situation and make them Americans, so there's that.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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Canada is actually North Montana or southern Alaska.

It's where they mine for poutine in the gravy shafts of Albeurta.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
This is what´s called an "American" in Germany:



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Do you think it's against the T&C to solicit for a paid assassin here?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: verschickter

Many Americans call that dinner. You don't get obese eating veggies.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Here it´s breakfast. I´m glad you´re not wasting mechanic money on a already rotting carcas. For a short moment I felt threatened...

Then I remembered, I´ll just eat him.




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