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Damn You Canada

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posted on May, 29 2017 @ 12:58 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
What are we waiting for fire the missiles!!


See, I knew at least you would get me.




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:02 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nothin
Just wait until he shows-up at your next lodge meeting.

Then you can have a proper conniption.


Dude. Don't.

Not my safe space.


Yeah man, sorry. You see: his degrees were earned in Canadian kph, as compared to yours in mph.
So he will slide-in at a level or two above you, and then you know which side of the paddlin' you're both gonna be on.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:02 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
...we never sent you anything as bad as Biebezelbub.


True. But you should blame immigration for that.

... Ultimately, you might be right. I can't find someone as bad coming here from the south.

I have mixed feelings of joy and sadness now.
...



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:04 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

What if we move DB in next door? I doubt that rat bastard Bieber would want to live next door to a wooly mammoth that has a massive flatulence problem.



Randy Quaid might miss having him for a roommate..but, aside from having to re-zone the neighborhood as a hazardous waste site, it's a great idea.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:05 PM
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a reply to: Nothin



Canada will need to pay me restitution. This is unacceptable.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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originally posted by: NowanKenubi
I have mixed feelings of joy and sadness now.
...


I'm vacillating between homicidal rage and just plain old murderous intent.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:07 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Randy Quaid might miss having him for a roommate..but, aside from having to re-zone the neighborhood as a hazardous waste site, it's a great idea.


Great. I'll get the shipping container prepared, you get the tranquilizer gun.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:07 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I seem to recall something i read about defending the country against all terrorists...

foreign and domestic

All we did was send the beebs to prove you wrong




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:09 PM
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originally posted by: Akragon
All we did was send the beebs to prove you wrong.


Well, he did just wish all Muslims a happy Ramadan which is pretty much all the pretext we need these days to drone strike someone.

Let me dial up the Pentagon.




edit on 29-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Randy Quaid might miss having him for a roommate..but, aside from having to re-zone the neighborhood as a hazardous waste site, it's a great idea.


Great. I'll get the shipping container prepared, you get the tranquilizer gun.


Man...this'll be fun.
Just like that time we had to forcibly remove him from Zazz's lingerie closet.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:13 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Man...this'll be fun.
Just like that time we had to forcibly remove him from Zazz's lingerie closet.


I've never seen a grown man cry so much about not being able to keep those negligees. I mean, it wasn't like she was ever going to put them on after he wore them. She's a cold woman.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:13 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Nothin



Canada will need to pay me restitution. This is unacceptable.


What are your demands?
Do you have any interest in: Eugenie Bouchard?



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:15 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin
What are your demands?


I want an unlimited supply of Canadian rye, a tractor trailer of poutine and one of those cops on a horsie.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Man...this'll be fun.
Just like that time we had to forcibly remove him from Zazz's lingerie closet.


I've never seen a grown man cry so much about not being able to keep those negligees. I mean, it wasn't like she was ever going to put them on after he wore them. She's a cold woman.


True...but beneath that cold exterior, she has a heart of gold.
After all...she DID let him keep her 'Snuggie'.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:18 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...but beneath that cold exterior, she has a heart of gold.
After all...she DID let him keep her 'Snuggie'.


That wasn't a Snuggie, that was an afghan made with her leg hair.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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surprised this hasn't come up yet



" there not even a real country anyway "



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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a reply to: Nothin

Good idea! She is our Ariana Grande like celeb as she is ashamed/hates a good chunk of canadians... I support that idea.



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:20 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
True...but beneath that cold exterior, she has a heart of gold.
After all...she DID let him keep her 'Snuggie'.


That wasn't a Snuggie, that was an afghan made with her leg hair.


WHAT????
I gave her that for her birthday!!!!!



posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:22 PM
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Un-named sources say that an angry mob formed by one angry Mason had chased Justin Beiber back to the border where a wall is now being built.

Photo of Beiber running away. . . .




posted on May, 29 2017 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
WHAT????
I gave her that for her birthday!!!!!


You do give the best gifts.



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