posted on May, 26 2017 @ 07:38 AM
News feed from July 23rd, 2245...
Today, the FBI expanded the Trump investigation into collusion with Russia in the 2016 election to include Sarah Porter. Ms. Porter has been
identified as the woman Donald Trump dated in 1978 for a period of 4 months. Unnamed sources verify that the FBI has video evidence that Ms. Porter
has been visiting a well-known Russian doctor rumored to have ties to the Kremlin.
In other news, the Republican Party chairman today spoke at a GOP luncheon against increasing the FBI's budget beyond the present $1.6 trillion. The
chairman expounded his belief that the increase, requested in order to continue the Trump investigation into collusion with Russia during the 2016
election, is not needed because President Trump's demise 7 years ago has "rendered the investigation moot." Many Democrats, however, still maintain
the investigation is relevant, with one unnamed source confiding to an unnamed reporter, "despite the lack of direct evidence, we feel certain the
investigation will turn up conclusive proof that Donald Trump did in fact assist the Russians in commission of a direct breach of national
And finally, a special election in the state of Vermont has shifted the Senate in favor of the Democratic Party. With the election of Lloyd Donaldson,
the Democrats now control more seats in the US Senate than they have in the last 2 decades - a total of 7 seats. Officials inside the DNC claim
victory, saying "this is the start of the rejection of the Republican and Libertarian stranglehold on Washington politics."