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Things that are too hard in this life

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posted on May, 25 2017 @ 07:50 PM
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Howdy peeps!

So I'm watching naked and afraid xl back to back,
and at one point they're all using a small raft to
swim to an island. There's six of them and they
are in the water just holding on and kicking
their legs.

Suddenly I'm thinking, if I was there, I would scream
at the top of my lungs like I was being murdered:
"Guys! Guys!"

And they'd be like, "What is it, a shark?"

Me: "No, it's a booger! swim! swim!"

I don't get it. When you spot a booger in the pool,
why is it so hard to get away from. Are they
magnetic or something?





posted on May, 25 2017 @ 07:59 PM
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a reply to: shlaw




So I'm watching naked and afraid xl back to back,


Why?



When you spot a booger in the pool,


You are swimming in the wrong pool.



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 08:01 PM
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a reply to: shlaw

This may be the most insane post I've eve seen, and I mean that in the most complimentary way. Congratulations to you. S&F. You have my very favorite type of a sense of humor and bet you laugh your ass off watching TV by yourself.



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 08:16 PM
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I love naked and afraid and laugh my ass off at that show.

I would be like " OMG, OMG, Crocodile got my toe!!!! "




posted on May, 25 2017 @ 08:36 PM
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originally posted by: Groot
I love naked and afraid and laugh my ass off at that show.

I would be like " OMG, OMG, Crocodile got my toe!!!! "



My wife and I had love the show too. One day I thought of something really funny. I was thinking you know the part when the meet their partner for the first time. It would be really funny if one person says, "So what did you bring?" At that point I reach deep down in my brown satchel and pull out a 20 oz green can of Off! How cool would that be!!



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 08:42 PM
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a reply to: shlaw

I think it would be pretty awesome to see some of the women if their true naked form. It would certainly improve the ratings.


edit on 25-5-2017 by dfnj2015 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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a reply to: shlaw

Rofl right.. its like that one odd grey pube in the hot tub..

No matter how hard you splash it still ends up stuck to your shoulder when you climb out..



Respectfully,
~meathead



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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My phone must have shuddered..

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edit on 25-5-2017 by Mike Stivic because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 25 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: dfnj2015

originally posted by: Groot
I love naked and afraid and laugh my ass off at that show.

I would be like " OMG, OMG, Crocodile got my toe!!!! "



My wife and I had love the show too. One day I thought of something really funny. I was thinking you know the part when the meet their partner for the first time. It would be really funny if one person says, "So what did you bring?" At that point I reach deep down in my brown satchel and pull out a 20 oz green can of Off! How cool would that be!!



That would be the winner because that, bugs, are the most complained about on the show.




posted on May, 25 2017 @ 09:18 PM
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originally posted by: Groot

originally posted by: dfnj2015

originally posted by: Groot
I love naked and afraid and laugh my ass off at that show.

I would be like " OMG, OMG, Crocodile got my toe!!!! "



My wife and I had love the show too. One day I thought of something really funny. I was thinking you know the part when the meet their partner for the first time. It would be really funny if one person says, "So what did you bring?" At that point I reach deep down in my brown satchel and pull out a 20 oz green can of Off! How cool would that be!!



That would be the winner because that, bugs, are the most complained about on the show.



I don't know... those bugs are so hardcore, they might just consider
it to be seasoning (and call more of their friends).




posted on May, 25 2017 @ 09:52 PM
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originally posted by: TobyFlenderson
a reply to: shlaw

This may be the most insane post I've eve seen, and I mean that in the most complimentary way. Congratulations to you. S&F. You have my very favorite type of a sense of humor and bet you laugh your ass off watching TV by yourself.


thank you (I think), I have my moments.



posted on May, 26 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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originally posted by: dfnj2015

originally posted by: Groot
I love naked and afraid and laugh my ass off at that show.

I would be like " OMG, OMG, Crocodile got my toe!!!! "



My wife and I had love the show too. One day I thought of something really funny. I was thinking you know the part when the meet their partner for the first time. It would be really funny if one person says, "So what did you bring?" At that point I reach deep down in my brown satchel and pull out a 20 oz green can of Off! How cool would that be!!



There is a lot of stupidity in the show, but also golden moments-
like the part where one lady said the meat tasted like diarrhea
and another said how do you know what diarrhea tastes like...
lol



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