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How many people have cats?
1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10
Let me ask you this... do you trust em'?
Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I've gotta get em' right away
Just the little ones that go around the little front paws...
Or maybe the manicles of 4 that get all 4 paws
But what a drag.
I found out my cat was embezzling from me!
Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this
Found out while I was away he would go out to the mailbox
Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them...
Disguised... as me!