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BREAKING: Trump Gets TWO Scoops of Ice Cream; Everyone Else Only Gets ONE!--CNN

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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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Two facking scoops!!! I supported this president for more than 100 days...

...but this...this two scoop mutha-f@cker just lost my support.

If i EVER see him on the streets of Austin, TX and I have an empty waffle icecream cone in hand (because its so freaking hot my icecream melted) i will stab him in the eye, then take a broken piece of the waffle icecream cone and stab him in his other eye.

What a facking NAZI fack!!!

This SOAFB!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Trump is butthole in chief! Worst Prez in history!




posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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In before the crazy liberals...

Are we sure that Trump was actually given 2 scoops of ice cream?
Maybe he was only given 1 and made somebody give him their scoop of ice cream because he's Trump.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:17 PM
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Or maybe the server of the ice cream was Russian and Trump and the server made a deal that he would get two scoops.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:18 PM
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I have become lactose INTOLERANT!


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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT


This running as a CNN ticker means CNN has absolutely ZERO actual news to report on.

Funny how many here consider them a "news" source.

A #ing joke is what it is...the MSM that is.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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I am laughing so hard on the toilet right now!!

Hold up, got a biggie...*gasp*

Okay, phew.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:20 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

OK. I think its time ATS put CNN on the banned links list. This is just ludicrous.

Did he get whip cream? or a cherry?

I swear the Mandela effect is real and we are in an alternate universe.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:20 PM
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I just can't help but feel sorry for all of those other poor WH dinner guests...staring blankly into their pathetic dessert plates...and then looking over at that evil SOB at the end of the table smugly lording his F-ing EXTRA SCOOP over them!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:22 PM
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this is hilarious, just when I thought the MSM couldn`t possibly get any more absurd and irrelevant along comes this story.

this reminds me of that old humphry bogart movie about the captain of a ship that becomes obsessed with trying to find out who stole the strawberries.

EDIT> The caine mutiny, that`s the movie!




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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:23 PM
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CNN EXCLUSIVE: TRUMP CAUGHT DOUBLE-DIPPING!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:25 PM
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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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"2 scoops" Trump!

If the known criminal hillary would had this "scoop" on trump prior to the election, we woulda never had trump as the butthole in chief!

hillary - you stupid, over the hill, female dog...this is ALL YOUR FAULT!!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:30 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have become lactose INTOLERANT!


Oh,sure, great. Now he'll get 3 scoops!!


Enabler.....



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:31 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

CNN can dish it out, but they can't take it.

CNN Whines...Trump attacked our anchors!
www.newsbusters.org...

Thin-skinned terrorist CNN is now beyond obsessed. They don't care how much they bring America down. Time for President Trump to act decisively against them. Nothing wrong with barring CNN from every press briefing.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:31 PM
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Hey CNN, I heard a guy say, that a girl he knows spoke to his ex-wife's girlfriend who worked at a place that someone resembling Donald Trump visited. They claim he got these two scoops years ago. It must be true, so run with it CNN!





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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:32 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Not sure what's worse...reporting this, or Trump feeling the need to share such a tidbit...yawn



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:38 PM
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originally posted by: Chadwickus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Not sure what's worse...reporting this, or Trump feeling the need to share such a tidbit...yawn


Of course its Trump's fault!

Was it ever in question?

C'mon Wolverine!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:39 PM
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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:43 PM
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originally posted by: Chadwickus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Not sure what's worse...reporting this, or Trump feeling the need to share such a tidbit...yawn


Never ceases to amaze me that there is always something for "them" to grasp at.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


You dont even have to say anything...

...its obvious from this photo that Trump has Hitler Ice Cream delivered to the White (Vanilla) House every Friday night in the trunk of one of the 12 cars in his convoy.

What a racist, earth murdering ice cream NAZI!!!

I smell impeachment!




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